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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: before u ask, i'm a guy
Stranger: ok haha im a grl
You: of course u are
Stranger: where u from
You: romania
Stranger: whats that mean of course u r
You: all the trolls here pose as girls
You: the truth is, there are no women on the internet
You: because they are all in the kitchen
Stranger: okk thats not true
You: sure is
Stranger: maybe in Romania but not in the US
You: OMG, u insulted my country
You: my romanian soul bleeeds
Stranger: u insulted my gender
You: hahahaha :)))
You: cough*
You: I would like to apologise for that
Stranger: thamks apology accepted
You: But u should know, maby we could become friends some day, but I will never trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die
Stranger: r u gay
You: is that a queestion?
You: is that a sentence?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: ques
You: ?
You: u are making no sense
You: ques?
Stranger: question
You: oh...
You: i think i am bisexual
You: u?
Stranger: very straight
You: ever thought about having a special pillow fight with your friends?
You: not even secretly?
Stranger: no lol
Stranger: do u?
You: do I what?
You: the pillow fight?
Stranger: yes
You: NO WAY that is very gay
Stranger: well u said u r bi whats the diff
You: what?
You: oh...
Stranger: how old r u
You: yes, sex with men... maby, i'm open minded, but not a pillow fight
You: 23
You: u?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: why would u want to be w a guy... u r a guy
Stranger: thats so weid
Stranger: weird
You: U are cristian right?
You: christian
Stranger: yess r u?
You: atheist of course
Stranger: i kno some "gay" people who r Christians
You: so...
You: i know some atheists who are straight
You: what's your point
Stranger: cool well u said of course so i thought u meant bc u r gay u would have to be atheist
You: HAHAHA.... tipicaly christian....already catalogued me as gay.... i said i thought i was bi
You: all i said is that i'm open minded
Stranger: whatever same thing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: Hello mother.
You: We meet again.
Stranger: i'm not your mother
You: FUCK YOU I SAID YOU'RE MY MOTHER SO YOU'RE MY MOTHER
Stranger: k chill out
You: ok then
You: so it's settled
You: you're my mother
Stranger: okay...
You: I cen haz breast feed?
Stranger: no
You: why not
Stranger: cause i said no
You: oh
You: Million years of evolution. Still not closed to perfection. God how much time do you need? Cause I'm getting impatient.
Stranger: ? poetic but ?
You: Why can't the demon in my head just help me? Come back and burn all these painful feelings as you used to do before.
You: AS YOU USED
You: TO DO BEFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Stranger: lovely
You: I know
You: You love me singing songs.
You: Don't you mother
Stranger: yes i sure do
You: =)
You: Am I a good boy, mother?
Stranger: yes?
You: thank you, mother
Stranger: you are very welcome
You: Mother, how come you never bring me to the amusement park? And why does father hit me?
Stranger: Um...amusement parks are unapropriate and i was not aware he does that i will have a firm talk with him
You: Oh. But I want to ride the roller coaster so very much.
Stranger: well when you get older you can go
You: BITCH IM 25
You: WHEN WILL I BE OLD ENOUGH
Stranger: That is no way to talk to your mother!!! no wonder your father hits you!
Stranger: and not untill you are 30
You: Fuck you, you fuckin skank. I never loved you anyway
Stranger: @$$ Hole!
You: Are you proud of me now, mother?
You: ARE YOU!?
You: ANSWER ME
Stranger: I WAS NEVER PROUD OF YOU!!!! YOU HAVE SO MANY ISSUES!
You: WHY DID YOU LET THAT MAN RAPE ME MOTHER, WHY
Stranger: WTF!?!?!?!?!?