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I think my sister wants sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:41

Shes still a virgin and she keeps showing off her new Dildo toys with the gooshy red lube that squirts out of them

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:42

fail. GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 1:52

Shes still a virgin
LOL. I find that pretty hard to believe.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 4:33

>>2
Listen here, jerkface.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 5:32

OP, like gay men, your an inofensive person to talk about sex. That is why she's showing you them, kind of like talking to a complete stranger. The irony being, the last thing she is probably thinking of, is sex (with you).

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 5:57

Maybe she doesn't want sex? Maybe a dildo is enough for her!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 6:01

>>6
Fuckin brian

Name: pork soda 2009-05-08 12:17

>>5
Time to violate that trust!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 13:28

Start off with using the dildo, and slowly "get to know her" sexually before finally having sex with her. It works as long as you're not creepy about it.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 13:32

That's his sister, BRO!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 13:33

She's trying to freak you out.


That, or maybe rape you with that lubed dildo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 13:50

>>10
Do you have any sisters milkribs? You're adopted so it would be fine to fuck them

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 14:44

>>12
I am an only child!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 14:46

>>13
Well, your mother is still fair game

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 14:47

>>14
My adopted mother is really old, and fat...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 14:51

>>15
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 14:57

>>15
She'll be easier to seduce then

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 15:34

>>17
Would you fuck a 50 year old fat women?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:38

>>18
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:39

>>17
It's your best shot

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:45

best bet is to let her fuck you with a dildo. then you will have EARNED her trust and raep will be much easier then.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:45

>>18
>a 50 year old fat women

What is that?  A Siamese twin?   Hmmmmmmm... Maybe.  Got a photo?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 15:48

>>19
No
>>20
I can get plenty of women!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:54

>>23
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 16:01

>>23
Ah, you say "I can get plenty of women. As though you could if you wanted but you haven't yet.
Sounds about right

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 16:08

>>24
I AM NOT AN ANUS, MAYBE YOU ARE THE ANUS
>>25
That was a typo I meant I get plenty of women!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 16:11

You're an anus!
Also it was not a typo, all the words were spelled correctly. It was the truth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 16:12

>>26
You're an anus!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-08 16:12

>>27
I am not an anus, and I didn't mean to type can!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 16:12

Milkribs4k is an anus!

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