University of California

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Well, the results are in, and I've been accepted to the UC's of Santa Barbara and Irvine to study English (in b4 English majors fail) but I'm having trouble deciding between the two. Santa Barbara is more of a college town, but Irvine apparently has an English program modeled after the Uni of Iowa, which is nationally renowned. UCI's English program is apparently somewhere in the top 15 of the U.S. for this.

Durr, go to Irvine!

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You are an anus!

>>1
You are already good at English.

University?? 10 years from now there won't be any universities around due the economical crisis and swine flu. Learn some real skills, like blacksmithing, leathermaking or farming!

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Ah, yes.  Going for joy-rides with your fraternity brothers, giving a good ol' "hip hip hoorah", and picking up girls at the soda shop.

you can wear a big fur coat and carry a megaphone at university