My friends were all undead.

I am feeling very depressed right now because I've come to realize that most of my friends were really zombies. I should have paid attention to the signs, but I really wanted some friends, and the rot wasn't so bad in the beginning.
Sure, when I left them each evening they wouldn't actually go home - they would just stay and moan outside my window. That was kinda creepy, and sort of gay too.
And then there was Fluffy. You turn your back to them just for a moment, and when you come back suddenly Fluffy is missing.
...and that stench. You could get used to it after awhile, but every time you met up with them, you'd have to do that all over again.
...but I mean at first they seemed like really okay guys. A little weird perhaps, but I'm weird too.
I guess I realize now, after about ten years has gone by, that they just wanted to hang with me because of my brains. That's pretty sad, because I really enjoyed their company.
Well, at least I didn't get bitten. At least that's some comfort.

I know you guys don't care about all of this, but I figure that you can't possibly be any worse than my former friends. I guess some of your are probably zombies too, but at least you won't be able to eat my brains.

Wie lang nimmt es, damit Urin auf Kugeln landet?

Combien de temps prend-il, de sorte que l'urine débarque sur des boules?

¿Cuanto tiempo toma para que la orina encienda sobre bolas?

>>38
He's the only one I've seen like that.  I've never said hello to him; I try to avoid him.  The guy kind of gives off a bologna-like odor.

He's probably going to be fired soon anyway, what with his neglecting his work in favor of sticking his head in the break room freezer.

>>41
How long does it take for Urin to land on a bowling pin?

RedCream stop smoking the Mary J....

>>41
He's speaking in tongues!

>>41
Anuses

>>43-45
NO!  It says in 3 languages:

How long does it take for piss to land on balls?

>>46
Well, how long?

>>47
You're an anus!

Teast.

Teast.

Teast.

Teast.

Teast.

>>53
You're an anus!

Teast.

Teast.

Teast.

>>57
You're an anus!

>>42
I don't think we have bologna in Sweden, so I don't know what it smells like.

However, you might just have solved the biggest question I've had for some time: The reason that all the stores are still open, that the power is still on and that the city is still working in the midst of a freaking zombie outbreak (however it being quite docile compared to the movies), is probably because all the previous employees were fired for not doing their job properly some while back, and these guys must be out-of-towners. That's probably why most of the workers in the foodstore are foreigners, as they're part of the lower class that's required to move to where the jobs are.

...and considering that this outbreak has gone on for years, I don't think that the corporations is paying attention to the few customers they've been having. I mean I've seen zombies carry around baskets in the store, but I've never seen them actually shop anything, now that I think about it, so they've probably been around for awhile. Strange about the baskets though, but I guess the store workers will take them if they try to leave with them.

Man, this is crazy-town. I am still trying to find survivors of this town. I am not moving, damnit! This has been my hometown since I was little and as long as the stores are working I can learn to live with the zombies. Just give me a living, breathing woman, damnit!

I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

FAG>>60

sky

Guys, I've been thinking: Let's do a survey. Let's see if there's any other outbreaks across the world.

It's easy: At your local mall, walk up to one or two shoppers who might be zombies and check if they are. As I've told you before, they may still carry baskets, but you'll easily be able to verify this through basic social interaction with them, you know, like asking "Hi! How are you?". (If you find yourself unable to do this, you might want to check YOURSELF for lifesigns - you never know.)

...and then report back here if you find anyone unresponsive, so that we may get some kind of picture of how far this has gone.