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The Gay Army

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 12:22

I love this: Once upon a time people used to talk about a "homosexual agenda" - that gay people would take over society if kept unchecked. People laughed at such people and called them homophobic.

Today the bashing of ChristianYoutuber is just one of many examples of the fruits of this homosexual agenda: There's this huge gay SS army, with roots in 4chan, that goes around oppressing people who even mentions that the christian god hates fags.

...so was it such a great idea to legalize homosexuality? You be the judge.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 12:26

Homosexuality really is a disorder- its an abnormality. I don't have a problem with gay folks- but it certainly is not in alignment with the human physiology; and runs counter to design.

Not saying its wrong, just saying its abnormal.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-11 12:35

I got noting against homosexuals, geez I know a few IRL! But the thought of two of theme going at it in the anus is just... wrong!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 12:41

>>3
Please stop posting here.

Name: pork soda 2009-04-11 13:32

>>2
It's abnormal but it's not a disorder - it doesn't impair functioning. Atleast not in the civilizaed world.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 14:57

fuckin brian

Name: RedCream 2009-04-11 21:37


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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 22:33

shittest troll ever, they spotted who you were in seconds

Name: RedCream 2009-04-12 0:42

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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 0:54

Homeosexuals can provide us with mild amusements and whatnot, and happily anal odours do not transmit through electronic means.

Name: op 2009-04-12 4:43


I bet that would Hitler have been gay, you guys would still be pissing about with "Well I don't think it's WRONG to be homosexual, I just think it's ABNORMAL. It's not WRONG to try to drive 12 year old boys to suicide, invade churches to have sex in front of families or try to silence everyone who doesn't worship homosexuality. It's just not NORMAL."

Fuck you guys.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 5:47

well I say it's NORMAL but it is wrong. and probably smells when they do it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 5:55

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Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-12 8:29

>>12
It's normal? I would say it would have to be in majority to be normal. The majority of people are heterosexual hence heterosexuality is normal.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 9:06

I completely agree with other posters that if someone reaches 25 and is still a virgin they should see an escort and get the first couple of times over under their belt. Firstly, it demystifies sex even if you've seen a fair bit of porn, secondly you get a sense of what's involved and thirdly it "takes the pussy off the pedestal". And finally, as stupid as it seems, you can cross "but but but I'm still a virgin" off your life's list of things to resolve. I realise a relationship is more than sex but taking the sex out of the equation will help you deal with the situation.

I'm in a similar situation, except I'm 30 and I've asked out a lot of women. I spent many years going through the 7 stages of grief about it but I've accepted it now. It's just the way I am, I'm not bad or too nice or too ugly or too shy, it's not even about that: as a package I'm just not attractive and there's always a better alternative.

I think you're case is a little different given that a woman essentially beat you over the head with the "I like you" club, which means you are attractive to women. So I'd look at that as an example that someone will find you attractive so you should make the effort to ask out more women.
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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 16:11

>>14
it is normal that a given population will contain queeros

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-12 16:30

>>16
Yes I suppose.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 5:37

>>15
Post 15 is copypasta of this post, posted just one hour before this one:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11030082

It's sad really, that the only way that you can ever hope to string multiple sentences together, is by copying what other people say.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 6:12

>>18
Actually, I posted both of those. Sorry, detective, no shaming today!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 7:05

>>19
Yeah, no shaming except that the copypasta doesn't even remotely belong in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 8:43

>>20
shame.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 8:50

>>21
Remember when the kids would say that in middle school. Cut to the bone...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 9:32

>>18
A few things.

Yes its an assumption but lets look at it.

1) A man who was not doing anything illegal, was not threatening, had his hands in his pockets and was moving away from the police was assaulted from behind.

If this was two guys caught on CCTV, the guy assaulting the man would be charged for assault.

Maybe he had the heart attack from shame.

2) Yes there was a protest going on. To state that that was the cause of his death doesn't exactly bode well for the privilege to protest. So the Police can assault anyone protesting and if that breeds violence by the protesters it is their fault. One step away from banning gatherings then. Tianemen Swuare anyone?

3) Anarchists at the protest? Well what do you know, whodathunkedit. No football fans allowed, it contains hooligans, no opposition parties allowed, it may contain political activists.

This individual was not vandalising properties, was not intimidating police or citizens.

The man was no threat and was assaulted from behind by police. That is plain and to assume that it had no bearing on his subsequent heart-attack moments afterwards is terribly niave.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:31

You know what the main problem is with a Gay Army..

"I can't shoot him, he's gorgeous!".

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 7:51

>>24
Hey, good point. Me = enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 8:00


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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 8:42

>>26
Oldfag detected.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 11:24

>>24
You know the main problem with heterosexuals?

"I can't help but fall in love with my grandma."

You know, because she's a woman. Yeah, I laughed hard at that too, somewhere right before puberty set in.


>>26
>>27

This is my ass. Look deep inside and you'll discover just how much it cares.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 11:34

>>28
I suppose you want me to insert my penis in there too? No thanks!

Also, your analogy failed hard. Other soldiers he had to kill would be same the age as the faggot soldier. A better comparison would be "I can't help but fall in love with my friend who's a girl."
You know, because she's a hot woman of my age.

Name: pork soda 2009-04-14 11:37

I've got nothing against gays as long as they don't touch my ass.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 11:42

>>29
No, you keep your penis away from there, you homo.

Time to educate someone who wasn't present during sex-ed: Homosexuality and heterosexuality is only based upon gender. Age has nothing to do with it. If you're telling me that homosexuals are so attracted to samesex people that it would prevent them from functioning in a life theatening situation, you can't refuse me such a small overstatement by comparison.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 11:43

>>30
Duly noted. I'll tell them where you live so they can burn everything but your ass down.

Name: RedCream 2009-04-14 12:16

>>30
Hence, hard penises slapping your tender mouth is apparently OK.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-14 15:04

>>33
RedCream totally just PWNED >>30 ( ⌒-⌒)

Name: pork soda 2009-04-14 15:24

>>34
Those must have been 3 long hours of waiting you've had to endure before posting that, RedCream.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-14 15:40

>>35
We already went over this troll, I am not RedCream

Name: pork soda 2009-04-14 15:44

>>36
That's exactly what RedCream would say!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-14 17:27

>>37
Why would RedCream say he's not RedCream? Are you a mental moron?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 17:29

>>38
FUCKIN BRIAN

Name: RedCream 2009-04-14 18:04

>>37
I only use commas between associated statements with great rarity, and I end my sentences with periods.  I am not of the  species lacteal ventralis.  So do a barrel roll ... NAO.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 20:03

I'm thinking RedCream is Milkribs gay lover.

Name: RedCream 2009-04-15 2:56

>>41
That's obviously not "thinking".

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 3:05

>>42
Get back to the kitchen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 3:46

Girl... Milkribs... you'll be a woman, ...soon.
and soon you'll need a man.
-Neil Diamond as featured in the movie parP! Fiction

Name: pork soda 2009-04-15 5:53

They should make gay divisons, and let them rape the enemy combatants. The entire world will fear America and their gay divisions. Except Europe, they will beg America to send gay divisions to American bases in Europe.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-15 6:04

>>41
THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM NO GAY LOVER!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 8:48

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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 13:21

>>46
fuckin brian

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 6:41

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Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-10 6:43

>>49
Way to bump a five year old thread!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-10 6:44

>>50
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 6:51

>>50
How is this thread five-year old?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-10 6:58

>>52
Well it is pretty old!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-10 6:59

>>53
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 7:00

>>53
Not five-year old, you countless anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 7:59

Homosexuality is natural. How else do you explain male dogs humping eachother?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 9:43

>>56
Anyone who knows anything about dogs know that that is dominant behavior.
Also, lots of "unnatural" things are beneficial - I don't care if you love to jerk off to forks, as long as that doesn't make you an intolerant fascist, which seems to be the case with gay people. Maybe it's the same as with dogs, that homos are just doing eachother in the ass because they love to be dominant more than anything.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 9:52

There are straight and gay intolerant fascists. Anyone who can't see this is blind.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 10:12

The official opinion of Gay Lover Society is as follows:
>>THE PLEASURE OF BEING CUMMED INSIDE!<<

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-10 10:39

>>56
Murder is fine! Animals do it all the time! USE YOUR HEAD!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-10 10:42

>>60
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 11:07

>>57
How does being gay make you an intolerant fascist?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-10 15:29

Potent is the flow which is wicked sick
So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick

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