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Ok guys freestyle time

Name: The Deadly Skeetbanga 2009-04-09 0:39

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I fuck this 13 year old girl till her final breath
Fool, I got more chains and cash than Notre Dame
My dick aint short like Rudy and Im bigger than Saddam

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 0:41

666 GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 1:13

what the fuck has notre damn got to do with it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 1:13

what the fuck has notre dame got to do with it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 1:18

what the fuck has notre dame got to do with it.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-09 5:45

what the fuck has notre dame got to do with it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 5:50

>>6
What a wanker.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 9:44

>>6
fuckin brian

Name: RedCream 2009-04-09 10:04

>>8
bacon fryer

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 10:27

>>9
fuckin brian

Name: pork soda 2009-04-09 10:32

cruisin down the street in my skoda
got nothing to drink but pork soda
see a bunch of niggers so i pull out my nine
but they cool, swillin' down them cans o' swine
so i'm on my way
today was a good day

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 7:14

I drink gin and tonic, i smoke the chronic, i don't player hate, but i do masturbate

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 7:43

>>10
>>8
You might want to submit your post to
http://engrishfunny.com/

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 7:48

i said a hip hop the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 8:00

creepin round the hood
looking for some fast food
360 pounds of meat
lookin for sumfing to eat
ppl laugh while I walk by
I cry while eating a chocolate pie

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-19 8:49

I'm not a rapper, but i'm a fapper,
fapping to dat ass 24/7,
I am not a homosexual

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 14:31

>>16
that didn't even rhyme you huge gaylord.
fuckin brian

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-19 14:40

>>17
Freestyle doesn't always have to rhyme, it is a way of expressing yourself in the rawest most emotional way possible!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 15:59

MILKRIBS4k MAKES ME SICK

BECAUSE HE IS A STUPID DICK

I WISH HE WOULD GO AWAY

NOW THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-19 16:25

>>19
CLEAN YOUR COLAN!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 16:39

>>20
Who the hell is Colan and why is he so dirty?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 16:44

>>20
Must you shit in every thread?  We have a /lavatory/ for that ---->

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-19 17:09

I'm fucking your aunt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 17:21

hatred from the voices within my head
soon the normalfags will eat lead
bitches who rejected me
my gun barrel will be the last thing they see
I hate them for what they did
bullying a shy kid
"he plays violent games
that's why he kills and maims"
I will kill them all
and laugh at humanity's downfall
a shootout with the cops
and then it all stops

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 19:10

Wow you guys suck at rapping
all of you

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 19:17

>>25
if you think you can do better
post your freestyle letter
show us what a good rap looks like
so we can get signed by a big kike

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 19:44

>>21
saying freestyles don't rhyme...
fuckin brian

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 21:23

>>26
You wanna battle? I refuse to get ripped
You Little Bitch, you couldnt wrap a christmas gift
You cant rap, you wore out that gimmick
You couldnt wear a bronze medal in the special olympics
Im a punk, pissing more people off than Prank Calls
Hope you got one brain, cause you aint got no balls
So let me spit this rhyme so I can say you suck too
This finger doesent mean your #1, it means Im saying FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 22:57

rap rap rap
a rap rap rap
rap rap a rap rap rap

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 23:03

fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap i came

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 23:46

>>28
That should have been "won" a medal in the special olympics, not wear.
Also probably should have been "one brain cell" instead of "one brain"

fail

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 0:01

>>31
You know he stole that rap from John Cena right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 0:04

>>32
no i didn't.
whoever wrote it fails though

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-20 0:40

Who's John Cena? The name sounds like a chess champion or something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 0:56

>>34
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 1:10

John Cena is a fucking wrestler LOL

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 2:01

>>31
He got you on those last two lines though

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-20 5:58

>>34
NOT ME!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 7:10

>>37
No you didn't redanus

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 4:29

MAN DT THiiNK
FA CANii GO
HARDii KUZ A NiiGGA
R3AL DT FUCK AROUND
WiiT AL DAN RAPP3R

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 14:00

I have a magic pecker
they call it the cunt-wrecker

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 14:14

>>41
best one yet imo

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 14:15

I missed da bus
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I missed da bus
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wiggedy wiggedy wiggedy wack yo

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 14:36

>>43
dude....that was the first single I ever bought. No lie. I was like 11

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-21 14:56

>>44
You have terrible taste!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 15:12

>>45
It was only 50p in the bargain bin, spent some of my dinner money on it. Every subsequent record I have bought has been better. At least I didn't defend Inane Cock Puppets in another thread like you did though

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-21 15:17

>>46
I was not defending ICP, just pointing out a fact!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 15:20

>>47
milkribs is fucking clown shoes

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 15:30


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Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-21 15:31

>>48
You'r not making sense bro!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 15:36

>>50
fuckin brian

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