So sick of the hobos

always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
They just sit around and get paid

Yeah, life must be great being a hobo. You should try it sometime.

You guys are RETARDED hobos have very difficult lives!

im a hobo and i get $150 a day sitting on the bench

I remember watching A&E Intervention about this homeless heroin addict that made $100 a day from panhandling then spent it on sweet lady H

>>4
Excuse me sir, but we have to close up the library for the night.  Could you please put your pants back on and leave?!

Chapelle it'

They even gave protips for how to panhandle on an episode of Manswers.  You can pull in fat stacks if you do it right.  I agree completely with OP.  Fucking annoying hobos.  Leave me the fuck alone.

I've been on the dole for ten years, good lord.

"I said 'fuck it'"

>>5
That's a junkie. Hobos are homeless people with mental problems that the government conveniently ignores.

Setting hobos on fire is obviously the only way to properly handle all this working-class angst.

>>12
fuckin brian

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The best part of being a hobo isn't the money, it's showing everyone online I did.

>>15
What! You're not making any sense bro!

>>16
You're an anus!

The best part of trolling milkribs isn't calling him an anus, it's showing everyone online I did.

I don't mind them as long as they sit still in a corner.

Hobos who come begging to me piss me off though. Especially if they just hand me a note saying "i am refugee and illegal in this country gief money plox".

I hate giving them money but I always give them some because I have social anxiety. I hate this. I hate myself. This is a constant in my life. So much hate and anger has building up inside, but I can't help pleasing people who I hate. It's like I'm being raped over and over again and I could end it just by saying "no" but I'm too scared to say "no". I hate humans. I dream of taking a gun or even just a knife with me and killing whoever bothers. But I don't want to spend the rest of my life in jail for some stupid shit like that. Since recently, whenever I walk past someone I dislike I get the urge to just punch them in the face. When I walk past a girl I get the urge to molest her. These are not just fantasies. These are urges I HAVE to fight against. What if my mental state deteriorates? I fear I won't be able to resist these urges one day. My life is fucked.

>>19
plox

Stopped reading right there.

Now, Back to /b/, please

As someone who occasionally masquerades as a street musician, tramps piss me the fuck off. I sit there singing and playing guitar, never bothering anyone, and these motherfuckers who offer nothing and actually walk up to people and bother them have the audacity to tell me to move because i'm on their spot. Fuck you you fucking smackhead!
I never move. Fuck them

Damn hobos get all the lucky breaks. Top of the list for :

1) Welfare
2) Government Housing
3) All the best busking spots

Man I wish I was a hobo...

>>19

man you don't have social anxiety, you are passive-agressive! :D