The legend of Testicles
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Name:
Anonymous
2009-04-07 10:14
Testicles was one of the sons of Zeus and a demi-god. He stole a large number of eggs from the Stymphalian birds because they were said to bring great power to whomever ate them. Testicles knew that Zeus would become angry with him if he found out, so he put two eggs in every human and animal male's scrotum to hide them for later. And that's why balls are called testicles to this day.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2009-04-07 12:43
I prefer my testicles scrambled
3
Name:
RedCream 2009-04-07 12:52
>>2
I prefer testicles
FIXED.
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Name:
Anonymous
2009-04-07 14:19
>>1
And when the stars and planets are perfectly aligned, Testicles will descend from Mount Olympus and devour your balls!
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Name:
!MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-07 14:52
All I saw was "Testicles" then I stopped reading because i'm not a queer!
6
Name:
Anonymous
2009-04-09 3:37
testyivles
7
Name:
Anonymous
2009-04-09 4:33
would rather have a motor scooter, or a motors cooter
8
Name:
Anonymous 2009-04-09 4:40
All I saw was !MILKRIBS4k then I stopped reading because i'm not a queer!
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Name:
Anonymous 2009-04-09 4:48
>>8
LOL, I'm glad somebody finally said it! I never read the post if I see RedCream or one of his aliases has posted it.
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Name:
Anonymous
2009-04-09 5:26
>>8
>>9
hey you fags, get a room
11
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-09 5:43
>>8
>>9
I am not RedCream, and you guys should just
GTFO my /lounge/
12
Name:
Anonymous 2009-04-09 5:50
>>11
Please stop posting here.
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Name:
Anonymous
2009-04-09 9:43
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Name:
Anonymous
2009-04-10 14:49
I hear they're making a movie out of this story
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Name:
Anonymous 2009-04-10 14:53
>>14
Why that'd be a perfect part for him to play!
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Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-04-10 15:25
>>15
wwwwww 100% agreeing on my behalf!
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-10 17:55
Any update on the movie adaptation
18
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-10 18:09
Τεστίκλης
19
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-10 20:36
Τεστίκλης MY ANUS
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-10 20:55
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-10 21:25
ΤΕΣΤΙΚΛΗΣ MY ANUS
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-11 4:20
• خصیوں my anus!
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Name:
RedCream 2010-08-11 5:47
THE TESTICULAR BANDIT
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-11 7:24
25
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-13 13:57
>>14
Aw man I finally saw this movie, Nicolas Cage was awesome in it.
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Name:
!GOYIM/o3Es
2012-04-13 15:58
>>25
Nicolas Cage is a Goyim! And as such, he deserves nothing but a slow, painful death!