Am I about to be ripped off?

So, I ordered some pizza earlier and I paid with my VISA (it was online ordering). The pizza got here about 8 minutes late so my friends and I bitched and moaned until we got it for free when the delivery guy came. He did not look very happy when he left, anyway... we got free credit for next time instead of a refund since I paid online through credit card...

On the receipt that the delivery guy took back, I didn't give him any tips but I left the "gratuity" section blank, meaning he could potentially write like... some random $$$ onto it and collect!

If he does, I plan to collect free pizza's for the rest of my life when I sue !!!

fuckin A

Suing over pizza? Well now I know I've seen everything!

>>3
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

>>4
...I can't say I have?

>>1

no tip for 8 minutes late? you're a faggot

>>1
I hope he steals all your money and runs away to Mexico

>>5
Then you haven't seen everything

If a person's really seen everything, then he'd KNOW I'd respond like this.  Eh?  Eh?

>>9
If I wanted any more shit out of you, I'd squeeze your dick nipples.

>>10
If you needed any more shit in the first place, you'd just have to open your mouth wider.

Sir, you are eating something that was thousands of years in the making.  You are not being trash; you are being a man of the future, enjoying his futuristic nourishment.

>>12
It's not futuristic unless it comes in a little pill!