/lounge/ - Fishy dick

Name: Mr. Stank 2009-03-30 22:42

So I was fapping, and I had a little juice on my head. I wiped it off, and I smelled something odd. My cock always smells weird, but I decided to sniff the tissue for some reason. When I did, it smelled like fish. BAD fish. Cocks aren't supposed to smell like a dirty vag, or a fish market.

No, I didn't have sex with a whore, and yes, I am uncircumsized.
I admit I don't clean it too often, either...

What the fuck should I do?

Name: ‮ ‮ 2009-03-30 22:46

Cut off your dick, obviously

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 23:09

>>1
use Aero Jel soap on your cock. Actually it's not called Aero Jel, but I forget what the hell it is called so I just typed whatever I could think of.

Name: ‮ ‮ 2009-03-30 23:14

>>3
Ben gay you mean

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-31 5:56

>>2
OH LORDY

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 6:02

>>5
You're an anus!

Name: Mr. Stank 2009-03-31 16:21

It smells fucking terrible I need help god damn it.

Name: RedCream 2009-03-31 19:31

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      __________________
      .'`/ o o o o ( I just realized )______
   / (    o    ( that I smell just like )
   .-'` ` `'-._ o .')    ( some moron's freshly )
   _/ (o) '. .' /    ( fapped cock. )------
   )    )))    >< <    --------------
   `\ |_\ _.' '. \
   '-._ _ .-'    '.)
   `\__[/m]

Name: RedCream 2009-03-31 19:33

WTF? That was valid BBCode! What mootfaggotry is this?

Name: RedCream 2009-03-31 19:34

__________________ .'`/ o o o o ( I just realized )______ / ( o ( that I smell just like ) .-'` ` `'-._ o .') ( some moron's freshly ) _/ (o) '. .' / ( fapped cock. )------ ) ))) >< < -------------- `\ |_\ _.' '. \ '-._ _ .-' '.) `\__\

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-31 19:57

>>8
RedCream FAILS bbcode, oh dear....

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 20:01

>>11
You're such a twat!

Name: RedCream 2009-03-31 22:16

,__ | `'. ______________________ __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ ( RedCream still knows ) \='. _/..--'`__ `'-._ o o o o ( more BBCode than you ) \- '-.--"` === / o `', ( ever will, guys. )-- )= ( .--_ | _.' ------------------ /_=.'-._ {=_-_ | .--`-. /_.' `\`'-._ '-= \ _.' ) _.-'`'-.. _..-'` /_.' `/";';`| \` .'/ '--'

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 22:34

OP I get the same problem too sometimes. Even though I do clean it. Just shower and you'll get rid of the smell.

Name: RedCream 2009-04-01 0:47

Q. What swims like a fish, and smells like a dick?

A. This thread.

Name: RedCream 2009-04-01 1:25

You've heard of fish sticks, amirite? Then hear about FISH DICKS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 1:51

You've heard of MILKRIBS, amirite? Then hear about MILTRIBS.

Name: Mr. Stank 2009-04-01 12:54

>>15
Except my cock smells like fish, not regular dick.

Name: Mr. Stank 2010-07-01 19:23

Oh lawd I remember making this thread....goooood times.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 23:24

Photographs, please.

Name: RedCream 2010-07-01 23:34

It's been well over a year. Did Mr. Stank get his fishy-dick fixed?

Name: Mr. Stank 2010-07-02 0:11

>>21
It cums and goes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-02 5:42

It cums and goes.
And that isn't normal!

Name: Mr. Stank 2011-09-07 20:17

The memories of classic /lounge/. So long ago.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-07 22:10

>>24-kun, not long enough. Just like your penis.

Fishy dick

1 Name: Mr. Stank 2009-03-30 22:42

2 Name: ‮ ‮ 2009-03-30 22:46

3 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 23:09

4 Name: ‮ ‮ 2009-03-30 23:14

5 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-31 5:56

6 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 6:02

7 Name: Mr. Stank 2009-03-31 16:21

8 Name: RedCream 2009-03-31 19:31

9 Name: RedCream 2009-03-31 19:33

10 Name: RedCream 2009-03-31 19:34

11 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-31 19:57

12 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 20:01

13 Name: RedCream 2009-03-31 22:16

14 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 22:34

15 Name: RedCream 2009-04-01 0:47

16 Name: RedCream 2009-04-01 1:25

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 1:51

18 Name: Mr. Stank 2009-04-01 12:54

19 Name: Mr. Stank 2010-07-01 19:23

20 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 23:24

21 Name: RedCream 2010-07-01 23:34

22 Name: Mr. Stank 2010-07-02 0:11

23 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-02 5:42

24 Name: Mr. Stank 2011-09-07 20:17

25 Name: RedCream 2011-09-07 22:10