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religious questions

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 1:54

Why is heaven so full of gerbils?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 2:14

why not?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 3:04

in heaven everything is fine

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-29 8:31

Animals do not go to heaven NUMSKULL!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 9:20

>>4
All dogs go to heaven NUMSKULL!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 10:26

>>5

What about bad dogs?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-29 10:48

>>5
Clearly you didn't think this one out >>6

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 15:09

>>4
then how did the gerbils get there, dum-dum?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 15:56

>>4
who goes to heaven if animals don't? virii? humans are animals you know

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-29 16:44

>>8
They didn't, OP is simply a NUMSKULL!
>>9
Only humans go to heaven, isn't this stuff covered in Sunday school? Also humans are not animals stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 23:00

It's all about the squirrels, man.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 23:03

>>10
Sunday school isn't real school, though.  Also, a place with no gerbils is most definitely not deserving of the name heaven.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 23:34

Why you you even want to go to heaven if you'll end up having to be a vegan because there's no animals there?

Name: !rtJ99GsliU 2009-03-30 1:15

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 1:18

>>14
You're an anus!

Name: ‮ ‮ 2009-03-31 0:39

>>15
You're an anus

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