I just found out the girl I like...

was really 13 instead of 18

now Im in big trouble after tonight cause I brought her over when my parents werent home V_V

I banged this chick once, she told me she was 9, turns out she was actually 13.

Never happened, GET OUT

>>3
internet tough guy lol

>>4
Please don't respond to trolls!

>>5
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNNESS

lol, now RedCream is using Coca Cola posting to cover up for his fail. That's really sad, RedCream--really sad.

>>7
Not me you ass licking cum guzzeler. I on poast as RedCream.

Please don't feed !MILKRIBS4k/RedCream's trolling

THE FUCK ON

>>8
EPIC FAIL.  RedCream knows how to spell and use appropriate syntax.  You are just a cloan.  And that's spelled C-L-O-A-N, not C-L-O-N-E, for a very specific reason, like (liek) with the spelling of POAST.

  ███
  █F█
███A███   █████
█EPIC██ = █YUO█
███L███   █████
  ███

>>11
What is that specific reason redcream? Enlighten us. Also, that ascii art you stole misspells 'you'. Oops.

>>12
Firstly, the memetic term "YUO" is used often enough across the thorny wilds of the Interblogs.  So you made no point whatsoever.

Secondly, for the specific reason in question, there are certain security measures in place that forbid me to reveal it.  moot maintains an application form here:

https://cgi.4chan.org/security.html

... to upgrade your security clearance to "namefag".  Please apply and when you are assigned your 4chan poasting credentials, I can then brief you appropriately.

And thirdly, I didn't steal that ASCII art.  I made it.  So, do a barrel roll.  NAO.

So you made no point whatsoever.

I didn't steal that ASCII art.  I made it.  So, do a barrel roll.  NAO.

Looks like he did make a point in that sentence. a True point that you deny with pseudo-lies.

>>13
Fuck you FailCheese! become an hero. HAHAHA JK! BUt really, yeah kill yourself with fire etc.

FIRST ADVICE: Don't go on /lounge/
Advice 2: An hero. SRSLY.

>>15
back to /b/, please

>>15
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>>15
Didst thou hie back to thy /b/?