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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 10:37

To "testify" was based on men going before the Roman court and guaranteeing a statement by swearing on their testicles.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 11:00

i dont think the romans spoke english buddy

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 11:01

Tried that once.  The judge just told me to pull up my pants.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 11:18

The testis: what did he witness?
http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/cgi-bin/fulltext/118928124/HTMLSTART

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 12:57

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help ye testicles?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 13:03

This is why, in a Roman court of law, it was required to have two women to equal the testimony of one man.  Since each woman is only born with one testicle, the only way to guarantee the testimony was by pairing them together.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 13:13

>>6
What about Hitler?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-27 14:56

>>5
JEEPERS, who would say no to that one?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 17:31

>>7
What about Hitler?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 17:45

>>9
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball

Name: cain cahill 2009-03-27 21:29

what' sur password
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