Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 23:23
Fuck I have to attain a wife.Am I going to do it in most of Europe?In Canada?The US of A?Australia?HELL NO!!!
Women in these countries lack all the grace and femininity a woman must have not to mention they put pigs to shame when it comes to fuglyness amirite?
So where should I look?Hmmmmm.....
That's right!South America,Asia,Russia and poorer countries in Europe.
But since I am in an advanced stage of yellow fever I'll go for Asia.
Though women in Asia have way better family values than their femenazi counterparts,it's best to stay away from the cities as women there are starting to let this eek-quality bullshit get to their heads.
Of course going to an Asian country I would learn enough of that country's language to get a wife or I'd hire a translator.Anyways,I make my way around the countryside looking for small rural communities and small villages.I take a look at many young 13 to 16 yo at these villages take pictures to be able to compare later,and interview them and of course their parents to get an idea of what skills they possess and what they are like.Once I visited enough girls I go to a motel and look at the girls.I then start "cutting them down" based on looks,skills and maybe personality if I really don't like one of theirs.I reduce the list to 3 girls just in case I can't get my first choice and I revisit these girls.I speak to her parents and ask permission to take a sample of blood to examine for any illnesses.I'm sure they'll accept,it's reasonable that a man wants a healthy wife.If everything checks out with the first,perfect!If not I review the results of the second and if it's alright I take her,if not the third,if not...well,it's highly unlikely that they ALL have STDs.
Anyways I find a healthy girl that matches my expectations closely and then proceed to negotiation with her father.After haggling for awhile we come to an agreement and I make a complete down payment in cash which I brought with me and that's that,the girl is now MY PROPERTY!(ain't I the biggest misogynist)
Anyways,I whisk her away to my country of residence(then Spain where 13yo is legal) and have her start her duties.
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Women in these countries lack all the grace and femininity a woman must have not to mention they put pigs to shame when it comes to fuglyness amirite?
So where should I look?Hmmmmm.....
That's right!South America,Asia,Russia and poorer countries in Europe.
But since I am in an advanced stage of yellow fever I'll go for Asia.
Though women in Asia have way better family values than their femenazi counterparts,it's best to stay away from the cities as women there are starting to let this eek-quality bullshit get to their heads.
Of course going to an Asian country I would learn enough of that country's language to get a wife or I'd hire a translator.Anyways,I make my way around the countryside looking for small rural communities and small villages.I take a look at many young 13 to 16 yo at these villages take pictures to be able to compare later,and interview them and of course their parents to get an idea of what skills they possess and what they are like.Once I visited enough girls I go to a motel and look at the girls.I then start "cutting them down" based on looks,skills and maybe personality if I really don't like one of theirs.I reduce the list to 3 girls just in case I can't get my first choice and I revisit these girls.I speak to her parents and ask permission to take a sample of blood to examine for any illnesses.I'm sure they'll accept,it's reasonable that a man wants a healthy wife.If everything checks out with the first,perfect!If not I review the results of the second and if it's alright I take her,if not the third,if not...well,it's highly unlikely that they ALL have STDs.
Anyways I find a healthy girl that matches my expectations closely and then proceed to negotiation with her father.After haggling for awhile we come to an agreement and I make a complete down payment in cash which I brought with me and that's that,the girl is now MY PROPERTY!(ain't I the biggest misogynist)
Anyways,I whisk her away to my country of residence(then Spain where 13yo is legal) and have her start her duties.
cont..