Parent problems
1
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-21 0:29
My mom won't let me go to the David Bowie concert because she's afraid that I'll smoke pot and get pregnant. How do I change her mind?
2
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-21 0:31
The only way would be to kill yourself and leave a note explaining the situation to her. Do it bro.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-21 0:33
>>1
She's probably going and just wants all the Bowie cock to herself.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-21 1:06
Why do you need to change her mind? Just go to the damn concert.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-21 1:09
>>1
You should spam any forums she visits with the message "Marijuana MUST be legalized". That will certainly change her mind.
6
Name:
Anonymous 2009-03-21 3:05
When you smell someones shit you are actually getting little particles of shit in your nose and lungs.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-21 8:52
8
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-21 8:59
>>1
If I were your parent I know I for sure wouldn't let your filthy little whore ass go to any concert! Suck off the whole band, fucking teenage girls!
9
Name:
Anonymous 2009-03-21 17:26
>>7
Cool overused reply bro.
10
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-21 20:26
>>1
do you wear that black-eye makeup shit? It's what changes a girl from a girl to a jailbait. DO YOU BEAR THE MARK OF THE JAILBAIT
11
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-21 22:20
>>10
I wear it on my third eye, if you know what I mean ;)
12
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-21 22:21
>>8
internet tough guy detected.
13
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-21 22:28
14
Name:
Anonymous 2009-03-21 22:43
>>13
milkribs4k aka redcream detected.
15
Name:
Anonymous 2009-03-22 0:41
get high and pregnant first THEN ask to go tot he concenrt
>>15
Seconded. Get high and pregnant. I can help you with both of those ;)