Chicka-chicka-wao-wao...

Recent conversation via messenger:

GF: "I guess you've had too much sex with me lately, and just want to do boring stuff for awhile."
Me: "Well you were at work yesterday and your sister probably doesn't want to have sex with me."
GF: "No, but you wouldn't say no to her. So that's how it is? You like her! :D "
Me: "Well I like every girl that way. ... I'm assuming she isn't reading this over your shoulder right now."
GF: "Don't assume so much. So what are we going to do about that then?"
*porno music starts playing while I'm looking very startled.*

This was a super awesome story. It's not good enough to add to my kopipe collection unfortunately....sorry.

>>2
No, seriously. She was talking about my jeans being a bit too tight though, but for awhile there I saw heaven open up before me.

Lame story. Replace sister with mom and girlfriend with 8 foot talking turd and you got yourself some fuckin win.

and throw in a monkey with a twelve inch strap on. epic win

Bumping thread of actual quality past mariuana flood.

Bumping thread of actual quality past weed-flood.

G<sup>REE_EEEEN

Marijuana MUST be</sup> legalized.

BBCo_de M_AST_{ERS sm}o_{ke WE}^ED!

>>8
fuck off