A grocery chain.

Piggly Wiggly is a grocery chain.

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FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR PIGGLY WIGGLY!  I GET MY SHIT FROM SOBEYS, THEY GIVE ME 10% OFF ON THE FIRST TUESDAY OF THE MONTH, MOTHERFUCKER!

Coles > *

Once upon a time there was a bowl of cream. He was a happy bowl of cream, hangin' out with his dairy buddies, drinking at milk bars, all that fun stuff. But all that changed when he started dating an attractive carton of half-and-half. His buddies didn't see him for weeks, and when he finally showed up he was unrecognizable.

"Dude, what happened to you?" Said his best friend, a cup of  vanilla yogurt. "Oh, y'know . . . my girlfriend said I'd look much sexier if I put on this metal can with the plastic tip . . . and then infused myself with carbon dioxide."

"Dude," the yogurt responded, disgusted, "You are so whipped."

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My favorite grocery chain is Supervalu because it provides me with the foods I love!

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