Name: Anonymous 2009-03-09 18:14
I used to be a little dork who could hardly talk to a girl. Then I stopped coming to 4chan, got a job, bought a house. Now I get mad pussy all the time.
See a sexy chick in the corner of a bar? Twenty seconds later, I'm bangin away in my car.
Spot a fine senorita walkin down the street? I hit it so hard she won't even know what happned.
Notice the beautiful but frigid librarian reading a book? After I'm done, she'll be the skankiest skank who ever skanked a skunk.
Spy a whale in the food court down at the mall? I'll ride that like a 747. And her hot friend.
So what can I say? I'm a tail magnet. Want to be like me? You've got to BE me.
Welp, I'm gonna go flex my muscles. That's right, I'm also buff. And I have a 15" cock. FUCK YEA!
See a sexy chick in the corner of a bar? Twenty seconds later, I'm bangin away in my car.
Spot a fine senorita walkin down the street? I hit it so hard she won't even know what happned.
Notice the beautiful but frigid librarian reading a book? After I'm done, she'll be the skankiest skank who ever skanked a skunk.
Spy a whale in the food court down at the mall? I'll ride that like a 747. And her hot friend.
So what can I say? I'm a tail magnet. Want to be like me? You've got to BE me.
Welp, I'm gonna go flex my muscles. That's right, I'm also buff. And I have a 15" cock. FUCK YEA!