Copypasta: China/Western Imbalance

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American people living in America while criticizing America = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in America while criticizing America = ALLOWED
American people living in America while criticizing China = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in America while criticizing China = ALLOWED

Chinese people living in China while criticizing America = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in China while criticizing China = Any references (particular comments which criticize the Chinese government or government related issues) to this on the internet are deleted, on the media are blocked from appearing, any protests are shut down, and anyone who persists with criticizing the Chinese government are arrested, "re-educated", branded a traitor/Anti-China by other chinese people, and in the worst case scenario, dissidents are tortured and executed quietly.
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Arguing with chinese nationalists all the day, I find myself repeating myself. And the reason I repeat myself is because they love to ignore the above message because it is convenient for them to do so. I call it the "The Imbalance of China vs Western World Views" and it should be obvious why.

So I'm offering you my copypasta, you'll need it in the future.

1) For the most part, is the message correct?
2) Anyone want to photoshop the above, maybe add graphics like big green tick, big green tick.. big red cross?
3) Instead of words, maybe you can even use images to communicated the message.

If you do a good job, I'll post it on my blog and credit you (if you want to be creditted)

>>120
Hey, you already posted this on plus4chan's /n/

I am actually completely gay for chinese people, i go to gaybars in chinatown and suck tiny chinese cock aswell as i take several tiny chinese cocks in my tight asshole at the same time every week! hong bong kong!!

>>122
IN CHINA:ALLOWED
IN USA: NOT ALLOWED

age

I've been on the internet for a long time and people who call themselves Chinese are always whining about the Nanking Massacre. In case you didn't know, a long time ago, some Japanese soldiers went to China and pretty much PWN3D the place.

So I thought I'd do a little research to learn more about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanking_Massacre

>The extent of the atrocities is debated, with numbers[63] ranging from some Japanese claims of several hundred,[64] to the Chinese claim of a non-combatant death toll of 300,000.[65] A number of Japanese researchers consider 100,000–200,000 to be an accurate estimate.[66]

Let's go with 300,000. Umm... hello? Only 300,000? With the amount of complaining I hear about the Nanking Raep, I would expect the death toll to be at least a million, if not more.

Let's put this shit in persective:
Nanking Raeps: 300,000 dead.
Current China population: 1,400,000,000.

300000 / 1400000000 = 0.0002%

So 300,000 is not even fucking 1% of the population! Alright, 300,000 people died needlessly but look on the bright side: Chinese people are a dime a fucking dozen. 300,000 died but there's a LOT more where that came from.

If 1 million Chinese people die in a natural disaster, that's okay, just get the government to pay some people to breed, wait a few days and voila, 1 million new Chinese babies to make up for the deaths.

Okay, maybe that wasn't a bright side after all. I merely reinforce the fact that Chinese people in general are worthless and therefore, expendable.

:(

>>125
I don't much about the Nanking massacre, but let me tell you about the Wanking massacres that occur many times a day in my bedrooms. Hundreds and thousands of sperm are killed needlessly.

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I'll start off with the bad news: That dream girl you've always wanted to have a relationship with and to fuck? Her vagina has already been ripped apart by the school jock (he's the bully that tripped you in front of everyone and gave you a wedgie and stuffed you into the gym locker).

So now you're thinking to yourself, whoever gets the last laugh, wins. I'm going to study, go to college and earn lots of money. Then I'm going to find a nice girl who love me for what I am.

If only karma exists.

You might study a lot. You might go to college. But you WON'T earn LOTS of money. Those positions are only for a few people. Chances are you'll have an entry level job for the majority of your life and on the minimum wage or slightly higher. There are no nice girls for you. You are a beta male, as opposed to alpha male. No female wants a beta male. Not even beta females.

I'm not trying to insult you. I've never met you. You could be a genuinely nice person that donates to charity. If you are, then I hope you succeed in your life. I truly wish so.

But you are a nobody. And you will stay a nobody. You won't be a millionaire, you won't get your dream girl and you won't get the last laugh.

Remember that bully who tormented you back in High School? He is now your manager. His father owns the company you work at and his father decided that his son has enough arrogant asshole qualities to qualify for the job of manager.

That bully has fucked close to 50 sluts since the last time you met him.

You didn't even achieve 1 whore.

So what's the good news, you ask?

What? My post has concluded. There is no good news. Deal with it.

This is ISM's protooltips shed. Tips. For tools. Like yourself.

Today we're going to talk about the words conspiracy theory. A conspiracy theory is an idea, a general theory that those with motives are actively conspiring to do something secretive, or a result that already happened, that was the result of conspirators. A conspiracy theorist is someone who talks about conspiracy theories.

Here's my enlightening protooltip: There are good conspiracy theories and bad conspiracy theories. We shouldn't discount the good ones simply because of the many bad apples.

This message particularly goes to retards who, when confronted with conspiracy theorist, echoes the same bullshit: ROFL UR A FUKKEN KONSPIRICY FEAREST! GO WEAR A FUKKEN TIN FOIL HAT LOL!!"

This sound bite is equally parroted to good conspiracy theorists and bad conspiracy theorists.

A good conspiracy theory is something that has a basis in reality. While we have absolutely no proof or little proof, we can come up with a fair conclusion based on understanding the people involved and their possible motives. For example, a pharmaceutical company might get its drugs banned in America for being unsafe. We theorize that it is possible that the company is selling these same banned drugs to another country, risking many lives in pursuit of profit.

A bad conspiracy theory is that Earth is ruled by lizardpeople and the president is a lizardman in disguise.

If you fat faggots ignore the good conspiracy theories, then that's your fucking loss. I don't give a shit, motherfucker, I'm done with this world.

I do know how emotive the whaling issue is to some people (anyone who is racist against Japanese people) so I will do my best to be objective (lulz).

Problem #1: Some species of whales are endangered.
Solution: Let's hunt the species of whales that AREN'T endangered.

Problem #2: It takes a long time for a whale to die, thus prolonging suffering.
Solution: Let's invent a weapon that can kill whales in 3 seconds. Maybe a fast-acting injection or a mini nuclear bomb.

Problem #3: Compared to farm animals, whale populations are slow to grow.
Solution: At the beginning, there's not many whales but let's clone whales and then get them to breed with each other. With the exponential rule, the whale population will continue growing faster than before. Thus, even endangered whales will become unendangered.

You know how wholescale farms breed and kill cows, pigs and chickens by the millions? My goal is to have sustainable whale farms that can kill millions of whales "humanely" (as humane as killing cows, pigs and chickens).

Like a normal cow/pig/chicken killing farm. Except it's for whales.

Would any anti-whaling hippies object to whale farms?

Most people, or at least anyone with even a tiny shred of empathy, would agree that non-human animal suffering is something that should be avoided. This is because non-human animals feel pain. We humans, or at least anyone with even a tiny shred of empathy, wouldn't do something to non-human animals (inflicting pain and torture) that we wouldn't do to ourselves (inflicting pain and torture). Because we feel pain too.

This is certainly the case in the real world, where 4chan exposed the motherfuckers who punched "Dusty the Cat" (did you forget already) and the Chinks exposed the woman who crushed a kitten with her heels.

Now here's my question: What do you think about the wholesale slaughter of insects? Do insects feel pain? If so, what logic justifies us to completely wipe out their population? Don't insects and spiders deserve to live, like our pet dogs and pet cats?

No "HUMANZ ARE HIGHER ON THE FOOD CHAIN DUUURRRRR" responses.
No "HUUURRR IMAH MEMBER OF PEOPLE FOR DA EATING OF TASTY ANIMALZ PETA DURR) responses.

Those responses I expect on faggot forums. I am sure /sci/ are not quite as big faggots as forum members.

fudge

wow so much copy pasta and so few of it is actualy good.
this damn bot could atleast sage his own posts.