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Copypasta: China/Western Imbalance

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-02-26 21:52

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American people living in America while criticizing America = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in America while criticizing America = ALLOWED
American people living in America while criticizing China = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in America while criticizing China = ALLOWED

Chinese people living in China while criticizing America = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in China while criticizing China = Any references (particular comments which criticize the Chinese government or government related issues) to this on the internet are deleted, on the media are blocked from appearing, any protests are shut down, and anyone who persists with criticizing the Chinese government are arrested, "re-educated", branded a traitor/Anti-China by other chinese people, and in the worst case scenario, dissidents are tortured and executed quietly.
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Arguing with chinese nationalists all the day, I find myself repeating myself. And the reason I repeat myself is because they love to ignore the above message because it is convenient for them to do so. I call it the "The Imbalance of China vs Western World Views" and it should be obvious why.

So I'm offering you my copypasta, you'll need it in the future.

1) For the most part, is the message correct?
2) Anyone want to photoshop the above, maybe add graphics like big green tick, big green tick.. big red cross?
3) Instead of words, maybe you can even use images to communicated the message.

If you do a good job, I'll post it on my blog and credit you (if you want to be creditted)

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-08-31 6:50

Familial bias: He/she is my family member. Therefore, he/she is better than you.

"Little" Timmy is a white mid-teen boy. He attends school and his favorite hobby is beating up people he perceives to be nerds and stealing their lunch money. He graduates from bully to gang member but his favorite victims remain the nerds.

"Haha, you fucking nerds. Your brain and calculators can't do shit against me." he thinks to himself "Even if you group up to fight against me, all I have to do is call my cousins and bros and our baseball bats will fuck you all up good, hahaha. Fucken cops can't even do shit about that!" Timmy expands his hobbies which now include drug-dealing and theft of high-priced electronic goods where he sells in the black market.

One day a man is driving a car and has a momentary lapse in concentration and he doesn't notice someone crossing the road. The man runs over the person and the person dies.

That person is Timmy.

Enter the media. The media interviews Timmy's parents:

Timmy's mother: *sob sob* He was such a good boy and everyone liked him. Why was our little boy taken from us that young??? *sob sob*
Timmy's father: Yep. May Timmy rest in peace. The world will miss you.

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WHAT THE FUCK. TIMMY IS FUCKING SCUM. LIKE MOTHER LIKE SON. LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. TIMMY IS SCUM AND HE IS THE SON OF SCUM. HOW CAN ANY REASONABLE PERSON OBJECTIVELY SAY THAT TIMMY HAD ANY WORTH WHATSOEVER?

What the fuck is with familial bias? Why can't people admit their own family members are scum? Why are your family members worth any more than people from other families besides the fact that you all more or less came out of the same stinkin' vagina?

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