Girls and conceit

They're MUCH MUCH MORE arrogant and confident, at ease than guys. Just look at a bunch of young women coming your way, and you'll see one of two attitudes on display: either some stuck up bitch who looks like she thinks everything belongs to her, or another who's face is like "ahhhh I'm in my own little world, don't come and bother me I don't want to see you" (this is without them being aware of your presence).

Seriously, everywhere I see young girls on campus, in the classes, anywhere, I see girls who laugh ridiculously loudly, do all kinds of extroverted actions without any shyness or doubt, and act like the world belongs to them.

The other day some fat girl was coming to write something on the black board in class, and her big, hideous butt crack was visible for all to see AND SHE DIDN'T EVER CARE SHE JUST LAUGHED AND DIDN'T MOVE HER PANTS UP!

In comparison I see many more guys who seem somewhat timid or insecure, I almost NEVER see a girl who looks shy, approachable, humble and kind, just tons of obnoxious loudmouths with overinflated egos.

That's what happens when no one has ever said no in your life, everyone from the opposite sex wants you and everyone constantly validates you and seeks your company.

The most effective way of blowing your brains out is placing the gun just above your eyebrow and aiming for the back of the opposite side of your head. (Left eyebrow, aim for back-right of head). This method ensures significant damage to BOTH brain hemispheres, thus killing the individual.

They behave that way because everything's a goddamn party to them at this age. But being the vapid whores they are, they don't realize that it's all going to end very quickly, so they don't see the point in acting with any decency.

Then one day, it all comes crashing down as the crows feet set in and things begin to sag and each day they start looking more like little old men and it's truly a sad sight see.

How I'd love to be there at the moment of reckoning on that 30th birthday and to whisper sinisterly into her ear, "Party's over, honey."