Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 20:39
I think the TRUE MEN on this board will congratulate me after reading this story.
I was out with my girlfriend and we were just heading home from a movie when she says to me "I know you've been seeing [another girl] behind my back, you bastard!".
Now I'm a bit stunned because there were no signs that she was angry with me and I definitely have not been seeing [another girl] behind her back.
I tell her that she's wrong, but she just keeps screaming at me, getting louder and louder so I start shouting back at her (no, this story doesn't result in me hitting my girlfriend).
So we're going at it, when this fucking faggot comes out of nowhere and gets between us telling me to back off.
I tell this fag to fuck off and mind his own business, but he refuses to leave and starts pushing me back with his hands.
Now at this point I am truly RAGING, so I just completely lose it and plunge my fist as hard as I can into his jaw.
To my surprise, he got down on his knees, holding his jaw, and began to cry like a little girl. It was embarassing to watch, but I didn't let that negate my rage, so I spat in his face, kicked him in the stomach, whipped my dick out and pissed all over his face.
At this point my girlfriend was stared open-mouthed at this horrific sight. Not one to lose an opportunity, I swiftly slipped my cock in her open mouth and began to thrust wildly.
She gagged and choked, and tried to push me away. But I was so pumped up and going for it, I pinned her down and continued to facerape her. She began to enjoy it, and started to slip out of her jeans.
I helped her by ripping her knickers off and deftly fingering her soaking wet cunt as her tongue lapped against my shaft.
"Mmgmgmgmfmahmshf," she screamed through my phallus, "Mmfdanfadfmad!!" It made a beautiful symphony with the background sound of crying from the faggot I just punched.
I unloaded at least five quarts of jizz onto her tonsils and withdrew. Ripping her top and bra off, she laid her spreadeagled body bare to me. I began to play with her nipples, biting and licking as she frigged herself off. Within seconds, my cock was stiff as a ruler again. I parted her cuntlips in one smooth, slick movement, and started to rapidly thrust my dick in and out of her quivering hole.
Glancing to the side, I noticed that the faggot had stopped crying and was starting to get up. In a flash, I emitted a long, soft turd into my free hand, and flung it with perfect accuracy into his eyes. He screamed again and fell to the floor in a splatter of feces, trying to rub it out of his eyeballs but only succeeding in rubbing it further in.
Meanwhile, my girlfriend had already come three times. I decided it was time for my second coming, so I flipped her over to her knees and slipped my dong into the puckered starfish of her anus. She gasped in pleasure as I furiously tortured her hole with my love stick.
Torrents of semen shot up into her colon as I emptied the last of the jizz from my gigantic balls. She cried in pleasure.
I gave the faggot one last kick in the gut before telling my girlfriend that we have to get the fuck out of there right now.
She seems a bit shocked at what happened, but she follows behind me quickly and we go to my place. We sit down and I explain to her that I haven't been cheating on her and she finally believes me. It turns out her bitchy friend was making shit up for her own amusement.
It's been two days since this happened and my girlfriend and I have had no problems. I don't know what the fuck happened to that fag, but the police haven't contacted me and I'm hoping that the reason for that is he doesn't know who I am.
tl;dr I beat the shit out of a real life white knight and fucked my girlfriend hard in the middle of the street.
I was out with my girlfriend and we were just heading home from a movie when she says to me "I know you've been seeing [another girl] behind my back, you bastard!".
Now I'm a bit stunned because there were no signs that she was angry with me and I definitely have not been seeing [another girl] behind her back.
I tell her that she's wrong, but she just keeps screaming at me, getting louder and louder so I start shouting back at her (no, this story doesn't result in me hitting my girlfriend).
So we're going at it, when this fucking faggot comes out of nowhere and gets between us telling me to back off.
I tell this fag to fuck off and mind his own business, but he refuses to leave and starts pushing me back with his hands.
Now at this point I am truly RAGING, so I just completely lose it and plunge my fist as hard as I can into his jaw.
To my surprise, he got down on his knees, holding his jaw, and began to cry like a little girl. It was embarassing to watch, but I didn't let that negate my rage, so I spat in his face, kicked him in the stomach, whipped my dick out and pissed all over his face.
At this point my girlfriend was stared open-mouthed at this horrific sight. Not one to lose an opportunity, I swiftly slipped my cock in her open mouth and began to thrust wildly.
She gagged and choked, and tried to push me away. But I was so pumped up and going for it, I pinned her down and continued to facerape her. She began to enjoy it, and started to slip out of her jeans.
I helped her by ripping her knickers off and deftly fingering her soaking wet cunt as her tongue lapped against my shaft.
"Mmgmgmgmfmahmshf," she screamed through my phallus, "Mmfdanfadfmad!!" It made a beautiful symphony with the background sound of crying from the faggot I just punched.
I unloaded at least five quarts of jizz onto her tonsils and withdrew. Ripping her top and bra off, she laid her spreadeagled body bare to me. I began to play with her nipples, biting and licking as she frigged herself off. Within seconds, my cock was stiff as a ruler again. I parted her cuntlips in one smooth, slick movement, and started to rapidly thrust my dick in and out of her quivering hole.
Glancing to the side, I noticed that the faggot had stopped crying and was starting to get up. In a flash, I emitted a long, soft turd into my free hand, and flung it with perfect accuracy into his eyes. He screamed again and fell to the floor in a splatter of feces, trying to rub it out of his eyeballs but only succeeding in rubbing it further in.
Meanwhile, my girlfriend had already come three times. I decided it was time for my second coming, so I flipped her over to her knees and slipped my dong into the puckered starfish of her anus. She gasped in pleasure as I furiously tortured her hole with my love stick.
Torrents of semen shot up into her colon as I emptied the last of the jizz from my gigantic balls. She cried in pleasure.
I gave the faggot one last kick in the gut before telling my girlfriend that we have to get the fuck out of there right now.
She seems a bit shocked at what happened, but she follows behind me quickly and we go to my place. We sit down and I explain to her that I haven't been cheating on her and she finally believes me. It turns out her bitchy friend was making shit up for her own amusement.
It's been two days since this happened and my girlfriend and I have had no problems. I don't know what the fuck happened to that fag, but the police haven't contacted me and I'm hoping that the reason for that is he doesn't know who I am.
tl;dr I beat the shit out of a real life white knight and fucked my girlfriend hard in the middle of the street.