Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 23:04
So she sucks me off and I go "Hey, that's some good sucking right there!" and she says "Really? You think so?" and I go "Yeah! This time makes all the other times feel awful in comparison!".
Now in retrospect I could have chosen my words more carefully, but fuck it.
Anyway, from that point on the evening sort of branched for us: I got my dick sucked like never before and had the time of my life, and thought nodding off for a brief while after some casual sex was the only mistake I made, while she apparently had the whole evening ruined by poor self-esteem issues. ...that she told me about just before falling the fuck asleep.
...and the fact that I enjoyed it so much was apparently another thing that bugged her too, because apparently you can enjoy something too much, meaning you can enjoy it so much that she goes
"Man, I can't believe you're not licking my menstruating pussy to make up for this. When was the last time *I* recieved this much pleasure?"
"I can't quite recall: Was it you who screamed like your pussy was on fire last week during a never-ending orgasm I gave it? ...because if it were YOU, you'd bloody well remember it! ...but sure, I'll lick your bleeding snatch, I'll do it right now if you're so upset about it - come here!"
"No, don't! Don't you know I'm menstruating?"
...because you see with her, the game is always rigged from the start. She can be mad at you for something for not fixing something that she strictly FORBIDS you to fix! ...because she's really mad about you not already HAVING fixed it! She can be standing knee deep in a flooded basement going "No you ain't fixing those pipes! You should have fixed them an hour ago, but you were too busy driving here, so now it's too late! I already decided to make this an indoor pool!" WTF??
Now in retrospect I could have chosen my words more carefully, but fuck it.
Anyway, from that point on the evening sort of branched for us: I got my dick sucked like never before and had the time of my life, and thought nodding off for a brief while after some casual sex was the only mistake I made, while she apparently had the whole evening ruined by poor self-esteem issues. ...that she told me about just before falling the fuck asleep.
...and the fact that I enjoyed it so much was apparently another thing that bugged her too, because apparently you can enjoy something too much, meaning you can enjoy it so much that she goes
"Man, I can't believe you're not licking my menstruating pussy to make up for this. When was the last time *I* recieved this much pleasure?"
"I can't quite recall: Was it you who screamed like your pussy was on fire last week during a never-ending orgasm I gave it? ...because if it were YOU, you'd bloody well remember it! ...but sure, I'll lick your bleeding snatch, I'll do it right now if you're so upset about it - come here!"
"No, don't! Don't you know I'm menstruating?"
...because you see with her, the game is always rigged from the start. She can be mad at you for something for not fixing something that she strictly FORBIDS you to fix! ...because she's really mad about you not already HAVING fixed it! She can be standing knee deep in a flooded basement going "No you ain't fixing those pipes! You should have fixed them an hour ago, but you were too busy driving here, so now it's too late! I already decided to make this an indoor pool!" WTF??