And the Goddess looked down upon the land, and she found it barren and dry, for the life that was, was but living clay. She took this clay, she shaped man, and the image pleased her, for it was strong and capable of submitting her creation to his will.
But man was without spirit or purpose. He just sat there, without eating or drinking, looking as lifeless as ever, and soon he melted back into the clay he was formed from.
The Goddess was most displeased with this, so she created thirst and hunger, and above all she created pain, to steer man according to her will.
Driven by the newfound will of their Goddess, man now began to prey on eachother for food, and the Goddess rejoiced at the sight of the slaughter, for it would breed strong and vicious men, worthy of siezing and shaping her work according to her will.
But again man lost his spirit and will to fight. The Goddess found man making alliances and peace, preying only on the lowest of spieces, and soon he had melted into weak lumps of clay.
This would not do, so the Goddess took man and ripped him asunder, and from the lesser lump she created guardians to keep man in check. These guardians she named woman. And she whispered into the ear of woman: "I will give you both a limited time to do what I please, after which I will destroy you back into the clay you once was. Your lot during this time is to create new men and women to survive me. I have made your body weak and feeble, so that it will submit to being seduced and raped by man. Man will fight to reunite with you, for they can feel a loss you cannot, but you will desire only the strongest and fiercest to have you. This is my gift to you, that you will be the guardian of life while I'm away."
And the Goddess rejoiced, for once again brother killed brother in lively slaughter, and woman knew her word through rape and abuse. Her work complete, the Goddess grew bored and turned her back on earth.
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2006-04-04 21:08 (sage)
I want a doll too desu.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-04 23:01
Sorry I only like fucking doll joints
4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-05 11:22
are you sure you're not fucking a rug there sport?
5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-05 15:11
hahaha.. how does she manage to not show any signs of life?
I'm pretty sure by girlfriend he means a corpse he dug up somewhere. You know...pretty normal behavior for a 4chonner.
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Anonymous2009-01-13 10:43
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Where do I say women can't get a job? I'm telling you how women work genetically and sexually, and sure, if you've found a girl who's into sissys, then good for you, but that's like being with a transgendered person. Women can settle for less of course, but they can't truly be happy unless they're being told what to do by a man who's "manly", meaning "who knows what he wants" or "who takes charge". Being dominated by a strong man makes women feel safe and secure. You can't really fight billions of years of evolution with a measly "social progress" of a couple of thousand years: The minute your girl encounters a muscular man giving her a glance, you're history.
With fire and steel did the gods forge the Klingon heart. So fiercely did it beat, so loud was the sound, that the gods cried out, 'On this day we have brought forth the strongest heart in all the heavens. None can stand before it without trembling at its strength.' But then the Klingon heart weakened, its steady rhythm faltered and the gods said, 'Why do you weaken so? We have made you the strongest in all of creation.'
And the heart said... 'I am alone.'
And the gods knew that they had erred. So they went back to their forge and brought forth another heart.
But the second heart beat stronger than the first, and the first was jealous of its power. Fortunately, the second heart was tempered by wisdom.
'If we join together, no force can stop us.'
And when the two hearts began to beat together, they filled the heavens with a terrible sound. For the first time, the gods knew fear. They tried to flee, but it was too late. The Klingon hearts destroyed the gods who created them and turned the heavens to ashes. To this very day, no one can oppose the beating of two Klingon hearts.