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fucking /b/ is in suspended animation

/b/? I want my /jp/ back!!

tis a good thing

frozen shit is the deadliest of weapons I hear

>>4
Get back to /jews/

>>6
/vip/? Now that you mention it, that is the board that has the most in common with /jp/ (after /prog/).

>>7
You're a faggot communist

Text boards, fuck yeah - maybe this is the start of their long-delayed rise to glory.

>>9
Our rise was always here

the trash took over /b/ so we bailed out

now we sit upon our throne of mountain dew and our own cum

we VIPPERS are doing fine, please don't tell the mouth breathers in /b/ about us


oh and vote yes on proposition JEWS

/b/ being frozen is in itself a HUGE improvement. It will not be missed.

>>10

I've become a mouth breather in the last 24hrs, because I have a streaming flu, and my nose is all blocked up.
My mouth is dry, my teeth itch and my eyes are slowly being pushed out of their sockets from the pressure of a build-up of congealed mucus behind them.

Still at least the image boards are frozen.

at least not all people know/care about the text boards

falling into the know but don't care camp here

http://www.deathball.net/notpron/stuff/mus2.mp3

durivu rike jehu

>>16
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNNESS

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>>18
You post on the imageboards too, RedCream?

>>15


that was a nice thing anon did thar, but most casuals won't get past level 8

WTF no /b/?!?!?!?!




RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Don't stop and tie your shoe in the middle of the sidewalk, step to the side jerk

. A fuckton of people don't seem to realize that when you're late that means everybody else there has been standing around with their thumb up their ass waiting for you to pull your head out of yours. It's not that hard to be on time for things. A few minutes is no problem especially if its just hanging with your friends, but when you're bringing the movie and show up an hour late (usually without answering your phone) that really pisses me off.

One my friends is especially bad at this, he'll call you about fifteen or twenty minutes ahead of the meeting time and say he's going to nab a quick shower and he'll meet you at the pizza place. His showers will routinely make him between 40 to 90 minutes late. The worst part is he always shows up with his hair still wet, really makes you wonder what the fuck he was doing in the shower.

>>19
Yes, on occasion, when it appears like some imgboard could benefit from my presence.

>>24
You're a good guy RedCream. A real team player.