Guy just opened a furniture store
Name:
Anonymous
2009-01-01 1:13
His buddy comes by, asks "so how's business?"
"Sofa so good."
Name:
Anonymous
2009-01-01 1:20
"How do you feel today?"
"Somewhat cupboard."
Name:
Anonymous
2009-01-01 1:35
Mildly funny.
Name:
Anonymous
2009-01-01 2:13
A guy walks into an antique store and asks the owner....
"What's new?"
Name:
Anonymous
2009-01-01 8:04
"So how old are you?"
"Dining table."
Name:
Anonymous
2009-01-01 16:56
guy walks into a furniture store. guy says ouch. furniture store was actually a bar.
Name:
RedCream
2009-01-01 20:26
>>6
What, was the bar mounted at the level of his shins? Ouchie.
Name:
Anonymous
2009-01-01 21:52
Sign at IKEA play room full of plastic balls:
COME IN HERE!
BALLS: DEEP!