Why do I always have to pee...

right after I cum?

I'm serious, right after I cum I end up spending 2-5 minutes in the bathroom just peeing,peeing,peeing.

I'd much rather stay in bed in my lovers arms but nope..gotta pee.

next time pee on him, dudes love "squirters"

>>2
You are talking to a guy...
>>1
You can take your lover with you. She's always with you. Just look at your side - see? She's dangling there on the end of your arm.

Dunno, that's kinda messed up.  Take a pis before you fap/fuck.

n3 ,>>1 is gay