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Two Wongs

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:03

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wong's have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian, white baby boy.

"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "Well Mr.Wong, what will you and Mrs.Wong name the baby?"

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we name him Sum Ting Wong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:39

That was horrible.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:40

>>2
Seconded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 0:09

Jeepers, the two Wongs part was something I saw coming and pissed me off, but Sum Ting Wong is fairly clever.

Name: RedCream 2008-12-21 0:37

Great joke.  I'd say "jeepers" if it were within my girded-loins to do so!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 3:11

uhh... chilly chocolate cheescake must be fed to chubby children in China not charred, after the chewy chili cheese chicken chowder, and without Chardonnay.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 3:14

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 11:41

LOL

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