in praise of dropping out

If kids want to drop out of school, fine, let them.

Everyone needs a garbageman, I say. No offense to the all the garbageman out there.

you loser?


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Parents like to say shit like "If you don't go to school you'll never get a job", and I say BULLSHIT.  If you don't go to school, you might have difficulty getting a /GOOD/ job, but there's plenty of uneducated people with barely two brain cells to rub together out there earning incomes.  Hell, some of the EDUCATED people out there deserve to get their faces smashed through a plate glass window because of how stupid they are.

School is just one big conspiracy.  They want you to go so they don't have to put up with you during the day (can't blame them -- you're a jerk), and then when you've finally put that 'education' to use by getting a good job, they plan to retire and LEECH OFF OF YOU FOR THE REST OF THEIR FUCKING LIVES.

And then you get to do the exact same thing to your kids.  Ain't life grand?