How do we defeat Christmas

I'm tired of these ding dongs who are all huffy about people trying to kill Christmas because some dude said "Season's Greetings" instead of "Merry Christmas".

Fuck 'em, let's defeat Christmas for real.  They want to pretend there is a war on Christmas to sell bullshit books about it; well now it's real, motherfuckers.

I have no idea whatyou're talking about. In my state of confusion, I offer you a sage as a present. Merry Christmas!

>>2
in the US hordes of retards go apeshit when someone says "Season's Greetings" because some weird-haired bastard wrote a book and yaps on TV about bullshit war on christmas

LET'S GIVE THEM THEIR WAR

>>3
What the fuck is wrong with saying "Season's Greetings"? Personally, I'd like to switch it up when I see people, or else it'll get too repetitive: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Instead, I would say to one person, "Merry Christmas" another, "Happy Holidays" etc.

Then again, people are dumb sheep. People getting raged over stupid bullshit like this and some faggot writing a book about it, epitomizes exactly what is wrong with modern society today.

tl;dr - People suck, who cares? Faggot writes book about it? Gay.

LET'S GIVE THEM THEIR WAR

/lounge/ isn't exactly the best place for that. Maybe if you tried this on /b/ it might get the ball rolling. Or they'll just sage your thread and say the idea is dumb. Me? I personally don't care enough to do something about it. If somebody got mad or raged at me for saying "Season's Greetings" to them, I'll just walk away and then facepalm.

>>4
dude I'm hardly serious about a real war, people post in here for goofing around, lighten up

BUT SERIOUSLY IF THEY WANT WAR, THEN THEY GOT WAR, BITCHES

CHRISTMAS IS GOING DOWN, SCROOGE AND GRINCH WERE HEROS BEFORE THEY WENT SOFT