How do we defeat Christmas

I'm tired of these ding dongs who are all huffy about people trying to kill Christmas because some dude said "Season's Greetings" instead of "Merry Christmas".

Fuck 'em, let's defeat Christmas for real.  They want to pretend there is a war on Christmas to sell bullshit books about it; well now it's real, motherfuckers.

I have no idea whatyou're talking about. In my state of confusion, I offer you a sage as a present. Merry Christmas!