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The Dream Thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 14:15

This thread will act as a dream log for those who remember to post them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 14:30

My dream last night was centered around a Halloween party at a house that was a huge maze/race (I've dreamt of this location before... this happens to me from time to time). Not everyone was racing though, many of us were just sitting around and getting drunk.

I finally make my way back to the starting point of the maze/race, where I meet this blond girl. She seems pretty emotionless, hard, shielding her true feelings from anyone who may be looking for them. She's neither beautiful nor ugly... I'd say a 6 or 7/10. From this point on in the dream, we never leave each other's side. Our conversations are far from deep; we're simply making time go by and getting drunk in the process.

Eventually the party dies and everyone is gone but us. She finally smiles. We kiss, but neither of us are horny enough to fuck. This is oddly comforting, as my last girlfriend was a huge sex fiend.

I find a DVD of Blue's Clues hosted by Stephen Colbert (I know, wtf?). We watch it as the sun comes up and eventually fall asleep, at which point I awake from my dream.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 12:21

I just woke up from a pretty strange dream: I was just watching streaming porn and eventually found some good videos. There were a series of four that especially interested me. It was two sisters and one had a dick (not like a dude with a dick, but just a female who happened to be born with a penis instead of a vagina).

The first video began with them in the bathroom together. The one with a dick was masturbating facing the toilet and the other was faced opposite, peeing with one leg spread up on the bathtub. The first sister comes right as the second sister finishes peeing and then sticks her penis in her sister's vagina. Sister two says, "no, not here.." even she's clearly enjoying it.

And then I can't quite remember the details of the other videos except the final one had the sister without a penis wearing a soft black cat suit. I woke up a few seconds before having a wet dream, but was able to fall back into my dream to try and retrieve those videos. The production company was called Duster Videos and I copy/pasted all the URLs. Then I woke up again and realized that was all a bunch of bullshit; I was actually kind of sad that I didn't get any results when I really searched for them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 12:28

I still remember that dream I had two nights ago: I was playing a game with lots and lots of easter eggs with references to movies. I remember one reference in particular: There was this man standing by a pier, looking like someone from Jaws somehow. If you pushed him into the water, a giant shark MADE UP OF LOTS AND LOTS OF BANANAS would come and eat him. I'll never forget that fully rendered sight. Banana shark.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 15:37

I had this dream where I was at a bar and this dude taps me on the shoulder and asks "you gay" and I thought to myself I have nothing better to do so I said "sure why not" then we got the fuck on and I had the pleasure of being cummed inside. It was totally branu.

True story.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 15:43

>>5
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA, OUR WAY OF LIFE DEPENDS UPON IT, JESUS

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 15:51

Time to ban >>6. he is spamming again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 15:53

>>7
Nope.

I was at a bar and this dude taps me on the shoulder and asks "you gay"

I have nothing better to do so I said "sure why not"

then we got the fuck on

Coca Cola has a perfectly legal reason for being here. Read the contract.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 15:57

>>8 is the cancer killing all the fun. He has no imagination and is boring. I imagine he will spend Christmas all alone because nobody likes him. Just like last year.

True story.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 15:57

>>9
Is completely misinformed

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 16:00

I had this dream where I was at a bar and this dude taps me on the shoulder and asks "you gay" and I thought to myself I have nothing better to do so I said "sure why not" then we got the fuck on and I had the pleasure of being cummed inside. It was totally branu.

True story.


Cool story, bro

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 16:02

Cool story, bro

Cool overused reply, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 16:04

4sho

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 16:35

4sho

4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 22:08

>>5
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 16:19

In my dream last night, I was looking for a sweatshirt at Walmart or somewhere similar. It's raining heavily outside, so no one is doing any shopping and the store is completely empty. I walk past a manikin and there's a lit cigarette in his right hand. I look around, and there is still no one who could have put it there. Since I don't even see any staff, I take the cigarette and start smoking it. I walk around the store enjoying the cigarette and eventually make a circle back to that same manikin. He's got another cigarette freshly lit. I don't really remember the rest of the dream.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 20:11

I dreamt I was the size of an ant, lookin at a statue the size of a building. (Or I was normal sized looking at a Statue that was the size of a city) It was somewhat abstract angle looking at it, but I slowly realised the statue was an exaggerated version of myself.
And I don't know why but it made me feel tiny in a cosmic sense.
It was nothing but complete blackness except for me and this statue too.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-24 0:48

Last night I dreamt, somebody loved me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qPTyy4itI

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 2:03

I had too much to electric prunes last night.

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