Is 4chan Hiring?

What work can I find here?

Work Experience: Lehman Brothers (2000-2008)

you can work the mustache rides ticket stand

you can be moots personal fluffer

you can be my personal fellater. comes with a title and in case something happens to me i get your organs.

4chan doesn't hire.
4chan has no money.
Never.

WHY AM I SO COOL.

Whatever else you learn in college, you learn to sit still for long periods while appearing to be awake. And whatever else you do in a white-collar job, most of the time you'll be sitting and feigning attention. Sitting still for hours on end--whether in library carrels or office cubicles--does not come naturally to humans. It must be learned--although no college has yet been honest enough to offer a degree in seat-warming.

hireing blow jaobs

I am the new face of anonymous bitches muahahhahhahhahahhahahahhahahhaahhahhaha!!!!!

apply for a job as a redcream clone