So I was cleaning out my attic, and I noticed a bunch of old halloween things left in boxes. These things could be used for next year! I started taking count of all of the items. There were many different things; fake spider webs, some masks, a glow in the dark candle, jack-o-lanterns. When suddenly I re
When suddenly I realized that my 12 inch spiked rectal stimulator was missing from my gay porno costume that I wore every day since I was twelve. Then I remembered to check my gaping asshole which is where I usually hide things when its not jam packed full of hard cocks. Turns out it was there all along but I didn't feel it because of a train some dudes outside the free clinic ran on me last weekend made my asshole loose. Who knew?
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Anonymous2008-11-24 21:53
Brief stroke? As in heart attack in your brain or rubbing one out?