went to mcdonald's to get my doublecheese burgers then went to the carryout to get cigarettes and on the way out some guy goes to me and was like ''we're killin em'' so i just nod my head. then he asks ''who you for?'' and i'm like ''what do you mean?''. ''football, who you for?'' he replies. so i tell him that i don't watch football. then he says ''you probably don't even watch tv'' and i laugh, nod my head and and walk away. now i feel all weird. any tips for avoiding irl human contact?
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Anonymous2008-11-22 18:28
the fuck on
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Anonymous2008-11-22 18:55
>>1
THe only way to stop that is to not go outside ever. A better solution is to not be a sensitive faggot that is so affected by this he starts a thread on /lounge/. Ignore and forget.
On Thursday I was at an ATM and this guy said to me, "Hey buddy, can you get some cash for me too?" and then laughed at his own joke while patting me on the back. He vaguely resembled a younger Jack Nicholson. The incident disturbed me so much that I didn't leave my apartment again until today.
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Anonymous2008-11-22 19:28
He vaguely resembled a younger Jack Nicholson.
I fucking loved Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest!
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Anonymous2008-11-22 19:57
On Thursday I was at an ATM and this guy said to me, "Hey buddy, can you get some cash for me too?" and then laughed at his own joke while patting me on the back. I proceded to cornhole him for his insolence.
AVOIDING PEOPLE IS FUN AND ENRICHING. YOU WILL NOT MISS OUT ON OPPORTUNITIES TO CONVERSE AND FEEL CONNECTION WITH YOUR FELLOW MAN. YOU WILL NOT DISLIKE ALL THE FREE TIME YOU HAVE ALONE TO YOURSELF. YOU WILL FIND YOU HAVE MORE ENERGY TO DEVOTE TO DOWNLOADING FETISH PORN ON THE INTERNET.
A CHEERFUL DEMEANOR AND BRIGHT SMILE WILL ATTRACT PEOPLE. WALK AROUND WITH A SCOWL AND OR A LOOK OF ALOOF DISINTEREST.
EYE CONTACT IS THE PRECURSOR TO COMMUNICATION. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ANYONE WHO YOU DO NOT WISH TO CONVERSE WITH. BY NOT VALIDATING THEIR EXISTENCE WITH EYE CONTACT YOU CAN AVOID 98% OF EVERYONE BY SIMPLY STARING OFF AHEAD OF YOU AND NEVER MOVING YOUR HEAD.
PEOPLE ARE NOISY AND THINK THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT WHO THEY FUCKED LAST WEEKEND. TO BLOCK THE MONKEY DRONE WORDS WEAR HEADPHONES CONSTANTLY. PEOPLE WILL BE LESS LIKELY TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ENJOYING THE MUSIC. BUT NOT TOO MUCH, THEN SOMEONE MIGHT ASK YOU ABOUT IT. IF YOUR BATTERIES RUN OUT OR YOU ARE TOO POOR TO AFFORD AN IPOD, A SET OF HEADPHONES HOOKED UP TO NOTHING WILL SUFFICE TO KEEP PEOPLE AWAY.
DRESSING WELL AND TAKING CARE OF YOUR APPEARANCE ARE TWO THINGS THAT ARE PARAMOUNT TO BEING A NORMAL SOCIAL ANIMAL. TO AVOID CONTACT DRESS AS SHABBILY AS POSSIBLE. THE SHABBINESS SHOULD ALSO EXTEND TO YOUR PERSONAL GROOMING. DO NOT SHAVE. DO NOT BATHE. DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT IS EXPECTED OF YOU IN PROPER SOCIETY. YOU DO NOT WANT TO FIT. YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED EVEN IF YOU ATTEMPT TO.
DO THE OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING YOU HAVE BEEN TAUGHT AND YOU WILL BE REPELLING MEN AND WOMEN ALIKE WITH GREAT EASE.
IF YOU ARE CORNERED INTO A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE THE BEST APPROACH IS TO HOLD YOUR HAND OUT, PALM FORWARD IN A STOP MOTION. MAKE EYE CONTACT, MAKE SURE THEY SEE THE SCOWL ON YOUR FACE AND THEN TURN AND WALK AWAY.