Ask A Holocaust Survivor A Question

Hello, my name is Solomon Silvergoldbergsteinman, and I am a Holocaust Survivor. I spent ten years in various Nazi concentration camps - Auschwitz, Bergen-Belsen, Dachau, all the major venues.

By some miracle I survived, but the rest of my family - my three mothers, five fathers, twenty six aunts, thirty four uncles and fifteen thousand brothers and sisters - all perished in the gas chambers.

After the war I came to live in America, where I made my living as an itinerant abortionist and part-time pornographer. Today I spend most of my time telling schoolchildren about the horrors of the camps. I am the author of the Holocaust memoir, "An Angel Sang In Auschwitz" - available on Amazon and at all good bookstores.

My experiences have taught me the importance of tolerance, so please ask me any question you want, but be polite and considerate to an old man. I do not tolerate intolerance.

Thank you and Shalom.

Did you get to meet Hitler?

>>1
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>>6
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>>7
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>>9

I do not tolerate intolerance.

So the other night, I went to a party with my friends, as we were leaving, me, my best friend, and his girlfriend got to talking about how much we weigh. I said I weighed about 140, and how I wish I could lose 10 pounds, so that I could way what I use to weigh before college. And my friend's girlfriend said that I don't need to lose weight, and the I'm actually a very, very attractive guy.Eventually, some of our other friends caught up with us so my best friend walked with them, and me and her walked in the back talking to each other. She started to tell me that she thinks about me a lot, like everyday. And since my best friend is gonna transfer to a school really far, there's a chance that she would break up with my friend since they might not be able to do a long distance relationship. And she started talking about how she has more in common with me than her boyfriend, and that if they were to break up, she would want to date me.But the thing is, I owe my friend my life, so I could never do anything to betray him. I don't what do, what to say, what think, or anything really. At the same time, I can't stop thinking about her, and I miss her. What should I do?

tl; dr I think my best friend's girlfriend said she liked me, but I want them to stay together even though I like her. What do I do?

>>12
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