Why are asians poor drivers

I find this stereotype true everywhere around the world where there are Asian immigrants.

If you have been to Chinese cities, it is chaos. No one follows any rules.

Japan is OK

Australia, USA - Terrible. Why is this so?

My theory is that they are short, and they cannot see the road properly, therefore drive slower than usual, overly cautiously and make dangerous moves because they didn't check all spots.

Second theory is they get blackmarket licenses as they have no chance of passing the driving exam (in english) and therefore have never been formally taught the road rules.

because they are penises

In this cartoon I saw, it was because the eyes were too slitty to see properly out of.

so this chinese man goes to the optometrist to get his eyes checked...
the doc tells the chinese man, "i see what the problem is... you have a cataract!"
the chinese man says, "no i dont, i have a camry"...

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.

Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled...

"SUPPLIES!!"