Go look at any of the right-wing pools-of-cess -- Little Green Blueballs... Redstate Of Denial... the Free-Of-Any-Need-To-Hide-Our-Unmitigated-Hatred-Of-Non-White-Non-Heterosexual-Non-Christians Republic -- and you'll see the real "last gasps" of the insurgency...
YOU don't exist ("NO ONE I KNOW will vote for Obambi")
IF YOU exist, you won't show up to vote. ("The polls are all wrong because they're all HEAVILY weighted towards the Democrats and that's not going to happen".)
If YOU DO SHOW UP, you won't ever make it to the ballot box.
And this last one is their big, pathetic, repressed, wet dream.
All ginned-up hope for an McCain victory lies in the slim, BUT STILL REAL, possibility that the crush of an historic election will cause the "unlikely" likely voters to be overwhelmed by four hour waits and lines that snake into increasingly inclement weather.
THEY think, we'll go home.
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To the "youth vote"... THEY think you are lazy and undisciplined and distractable.
Prove them wrong.
Stay. The. Fuck. In. Line.
To the "African-American vote"... THEY think you are lazy and undisciplined and easy to intimidate.
Prove them wrong.
Stay. The. Fuck. In. Line.
To the "Jewish vote"... THEY think you are stupid and old and terrified of middle names.
Prove them wrong.
Stay. The. Fuck. In. Line.
To the "Latino vote"... THEY think you are racist and too busy picking their lettuce for $50 and hour.
Prove them wrong.
Stay. The. Fuck. In. Line.
To the "Hillary vote"... THEY think you can't tell a uterus from a policy position.
Prove them wrong.
Stay. The. Fuck. In. Line.
To the "Gay vote"... many of THEM wish THEY were you, but that's another rant.
Stay the fuck in line and don't settle for a provisional ballot unless you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO.
Provisional ballots WILL NOT be counted on election night and therefore will not be part of the "winner" narrative and since you did stay the fuck in line lets get your vote the fuck counted now.
WE have the right and stamina to finish what we started and WE can hear Lady McBeth whispering in our ears, "But screw your courage to the sticking-place, and we'll not fail." (which is lofty, not-real-American edujewmicated, Shakespeare for STAY THE FUCK IN LINE!)
>>2 LOL. As if it makes a difference whether Mcbama or Ocain win this stupid popularity contest. Don't vote, it's gay.
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Anonymous2008-11-04 6:38
"Our political system is a farce. This year, we have running for president a warmonger who's a reluctant socialist versus a socialist who's a reluctant warmonger. We have two parties that claim they're different, but when the Establishment, the Complex, our shadowy overlords, whatever you want to call them, really want something, they get it. When the Establishment wanted the Bailout in the face of almost universal grassroots opposition, they got it. When the Complex wanted immunity to the telecoms who knowingly spied on Americans, they got it. When our shadowy overlords wanted stormtroopers to brutally stifle protesters during the party conventions, they got it.
Wise up, America. There's nothing special about 50% plus one. Truth and justice cannot be determined by a show of hands. We are not the government. Voting is not a sacrament. And as it stands today, when we're only given a choice between two Establishment-approved candidates, voting is a joke.
Voltaire, the undisputed leader of the Enlightenment, used humor and wit as two of his primary weapons, and, as Robert Ingersoll remarked, "In the presence of absurdity he laughed…" It was largely by making the divine right of kings a laughing stock that the Enlightenment writers destroyed it. It is time for us to do the same thing to the divine right of the majority.
This year, vote laughing or stay home"
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Anonymous2008-11-04 7:51
>>3
WTF? FailCheese actually making sense?? Has the world gone made?