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Why are you guys so boring today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-14 20:45

What do you have to say for yourselves?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-14 23:03

I like a good sandwich

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-14 23:39

I am scared of free-ranging yaks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-15 0:48

KIKES

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-15 21:50

Drills are boring.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-17 0:26

>>5
Get it?  It's a pun on the word 'boring', which can mean both 'boring' and 'boring', depending on the context.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-17 0:54

>>6
yes, I enjoyed it.

Name: RedCream 2008-10-17 2:18

>>6
Don't forget the meta-context, in which your poasting in >>5 is itself both:

1. Boring, in that it is depressingly dull and uninteresting.
2. Boring, in that it drills into my brain in order to fully enucleate my center of wakefulness.

That makes 2 meanings and 2 meta-contexts, which might seem information-dense, but appearances can be well deceiving.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-17 2:54

Because we can only make one post per hour. That's why.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-17 4:35

Up until about 5th or 6th grade, my aunt had convinced my cousin that she was enrolled in a Hogwarts Distance Learning Program. Yes, you read that right. She wore a Gryffindor uniform, wrote with a quill, and had correspondence delivered "by owl" when she was asleep.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-17 6:22

>>10
Eh?

What's a Gryffindor uniform?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-17 14:24

>>11
I'm guessing the student costume of Hogwarts school.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-17 20:20

>>10
If I had a gullible 5th or 6th grade school girl wearing a Gryffindor uniform, I'd bore her all night long.  If you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-17 22:38

>>13
Get it?  Because 'bore' can be used to mean either 'bore' or 'bore' in this context.  And both interpretations can be used as a double entendre for sexual behaviour depending on the size of my penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-17 23:51

>>13
hiyo!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-18 0:22

>>14
yes, very enjoyable.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-18 4:03

>>13
you mean you'll bore her by showing all the cool tricks that your wand can do all night?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-18 12:40

>>18
No, I mean I'll bore her by discussing political theory and science fiction, while trying to work up the courage to take my pants off and have sex with her.  Ultimately, I will not have sex with her because I'm just that pathetic, and we will both leave unfulfilled.

Name: RedCream 2008-10-18 13:10


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Name: Anonymous 2008-10-18 13:48

I masturbated to Sarah Palin again

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-19 0:43

>>22

Me too. Her, Bristol, and Megan McCain being fap material is the only redeeming value of the McCain campaign.

Name: RedCream 2008-10-19 8:15

Sarah, Bristol, Megan:  THE LESBIAN TRIAD.

Fapworthy material, to be sure!

Name: Cactaur 2008-10-20 9:12

>>8
That was supreme cactilian goodness. I enjoyed reading this post.

Name: RedCream 2008-10-20 10:31

>>25
Why, thank you quite kindly, Cactaur.  I knew that if I used the word "enucleate" with contextual accuracy that I'd gather a fan or two.  And you know from previous poastings of mine that I duly respect all things cactilian.  However, I don't speak Cactese.  Perhaps there's a book (suitably made from recycled cactii needles) on that language that you can refer me to?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-22 17:12

>>26
I liked how you used that intelligent pun for 'book' which can mean either 'book' or 'book' depending on the context.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-22 22:51

bam ba lam
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