What should I invest in?

Stocks?  They don't look pretty now and it's too risky to say they're at a bottom

Oil/Commodities?  They're still going down like stocks..

Gov't bonds?  2-3% yields...  no thanks.

open a cd account

>>1
Invest in my dick. Business is always GROIN!

>>3
lol wordplay. epic pwn.

>>4
who is a pickle's favourite actor?
Pickolous Cage.

long term mutual funds
municipal bonds
solid silver dildos
hog futures

>>1
Wacky Idea:  Save your money as money, and then buy energy-saving devices, like a more fuel efficient car, better furnace, wood stove, fridge, etc.

On second thought -- naaaah!  Saving money is what POOR PEOPLE have to do.  YOU'RE ONE OF THE RICH!!!  You don't have to keep all that icky money around.  YOU HAVE CREDIT!!!

So just keep spending.

>>7
OP here. I only have a bicycle and I cheat with electricity so I don't need to save energy. Any more ideas?

>>8
siphoning from the next trailer over, you cad

>>7
Thank you for helpful advice. I used to live in trailer park, but not in a trailer. Now I live in a trailer. Thank you wonderful man.