Today I'm at the library, and I look at the magazine rack. I shit you not, maybe 1 out of 4 magazines has fucking pumpkings on the cover. Coincidence? Too fuckin weird.
What the fuck is wrong with pumpkins, asshole? Did a pumpkin rape your parents when you were a kid? Did a pumpkin steal your bike?
NO THEY MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT. PUMPKINS ARE FINE RESPECTABLE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY AND DON'T NEED ARROGANT RACIST BASTARDS LIKE YOU TO TELL THEM THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE THEIR OWN FUCKING MAGAZINES.