In 2010: New Car = $1000, Avg House = $8K

Thank you, US Gov't, for not bailing out!  Now let's wait for the Depression to hit..  I'll finally be able to buy everything I've always wanted at these nice low prices!

Those greedy homeowners will have to sell for less. America is truly a land of opportunity now.

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I'm gonna buy your house first and do 2 things I've always wanted to do.

1) Dry hump your couch
2) Jizz on your portrait