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Confession thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 0:36

-I'm shy.
-Although not formally diagnosed, I can also probably check off most if not all symptoms associated with Asperger's Syndrome.
- Never had sex.
- Never had a girlfriend.
- Never kissed.
- Never been on a date.
- Never had any physical contact with a girl beyond say, tapping someone's shoulder to get her attention.
- Never had any platonic female friends until very recently, unless you count someone in kindergarten.
- Most girls will barely give me the time of day. Even on a completely platonic level, they'll be friendly to every other guy in the room but me.
- I think I'm pretty ugly.
- Bad skin (acne scars, big pores, etc.)
- Very bad eyesight (read=coke bottle glasses)
- I'm short at 5' 6"
What about you Anonymous? (This isn't redcream btw..)

Name: RedCream 2008-09-28 0:43

>>1
I'm sure you realize that all those conditions don't preclude you having a homosexual suckfest in the back of some locker room.  Remember, Clinton affirmed that a BJ isn't sex.  And a hidden yearning for MANKOK can fit into your list.

And what clinched my suspicions?  Your statement of "very bad eyesight".  I can only imagine from the published material on workplace studies with affects upon eyesight, that continued staring at cocktips would lead to diminished depth perception.  Hence, the "coke bottle" glasses.

Do you deny these allegations?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 1:27

>>1
>>2
obvious same fag is obvious. (no lol)

Name: RedCream 2008-09-28 2:19

>>3
Wrong.  Just ... fucking ... WRONG!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 3:01

check off most if not all symptoms associated with Asperger's Syndrome
having the symptoms does not equal having it

Name: RedCream 2008-09-28 3:11

>>5
Again, wrong. Just ... fucking ... WRONG!

Name: sage 2008-09-28 3:53

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 4:27

age

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 8:42

>>6
Let's say a visible symptom of being a nazi is being a member of the nazi party. ...but what if you're a spy working for an opposite party?

You can't go by symptoms alone when doing a diagnose. Most people with PTSD will have AS symptoms, but for other reasons. One of the symptoms of AS is not having any friends. Seriously, wtf? You're insane if you're not popular?

So go fuck yourself.

Name: RedCream 2008-09-28 9:55

>>10
>>1 said
I can also probably check off most if not all symptoms associated with Asperger's Syndrome.

You said
One of the symptoms of AS is not having any friends. Seriously, wtf? You're insane if you're not popular?

Can you spot your mistake?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 12:19

>>11
Alright, let's do them all them:

"qualitative impairment in social interaction"

Unpopularity.


"restricted, repetitive and stereotyped behaviors and interests"

Being different. (Basically being /b/.)


"significant impairment in important areas of functioning"

Wow, this actually says: "Really sucks (at something)." This symptom says a lot about the sanity of shrinks. This can very well be due to alienation (see unpopular above) and poor parenting.


"no significant delay in language development"

Not linguistically retarded.


"no significant delay in cognitive development, self-help skills or adaptive behaviors (other than social interaction)"

Otherwise not retarded. Basically just different and unpopular.


"criteria are not met for another specific pervasive developmental disorder or schizophrenia."

Aha, so this means that you can have all the above symptoms and STILL have something else. This is what the poster might have meant with "most if not all".


...but yeah, basically "Apergers Symdrome" comes down to being bullied because you're different. Some jerk bully got himself educated enough to be able to invent a mental disease out of thin air, and this is what he came up with: Bullying means you actually ARE retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 14:01

>>12
Your logic and reasoning and generally intelligence is not welcome here. And especially not with RedCram aka FagCram aka DickCram around.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 19:45

Ass burgers?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 19:49

>>13
Rule 123: Around RedCream, always act like you're retarded. If enough people do it, maybe we'll be able to fool him.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 19:52

>>15
you won't even need to act

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 20:02

>>16
A winner is you. Check at the bottom of the nearest garbage container for your prize.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 20:06

>>17
Congradulations! You lose! Better luck next time! Please check inside RedCrams anus for your runner up prize

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 20:36

Ass burgers?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 22:36

>>18
Nice going, but you still need need to reply one more time for some hot cock. Go ahead, you know you want to.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 2:20

>>20
Yes I do enjoy a nice hot cock inside me to make me feel safe and warm

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 19:39

>>1
But you got 9 inches of fat cockmeat, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 6:36

lol

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