Confession thread

-I'm shy.
-Although not formally diagnosed, I can also probably check off most if not all symptoms associated with Asperger's Syndrome.
- Never had sex.
- Never had a girlfriend.
- Never kissed.
- Never been on a date.
- Never had any physical contact with a girl beyond say, tapping someone's shoulder to get her attention.
- Never had any platonic female friends until very recently, unless you count someone in kindergarten.
- Most girls will barely give me the time of day. Even on a completely platonic level, they'll be friendly to every other guy in the room but me.
- I think I'm pretty ugly.
- Bad skin (acne scars, big pores, etc.)
- Very bad eyesight (read=coke bottle glasses)
- I'm short at 5' 6"
What about you Anonymous? (This isn't redcream btw..)

>>1
I'm sure you realize that all those conditions don't preclude you having a homosexual suckfest in the back of some locker room.  Remember, Clinton affirmed that a BJ isn't sex.  And a hidden yearning for MANKOK can fit into your list.

And what clinched my suspicions?  Your statement of "very bad eyesight".  I can only imagine from the published material on workplace studies with affects upon eyesight, that continued staring at cocktips would lead to diminished depth perception.  Hence, the "coke bottle" glasses.

Do you deny these allegations?