Large Hadron Collider

Now I'm no expert, but first the nerds built a fucking huge machine, right? I mean FUCKing huge.
Then they hook it up to the internet with poor security, for all the hackers and terrorists to tamper with. "Here's your very own city-spanning toy that deals in processes not unsimilar to detonating an H-bomb. Enjoy."
Then among the very first things they wanted to study, is how big bang occured.
Now hold the fuck up.
How the fuck do you go about studying how big bang occured without any proof or results? What are the results? A big bang. Not a contained big bang, because there ain't such a thing as a contained creation of a universe. The only possible result that would count as a success is an actual big bang, meaning bye-bye universe.

...so why are we pissing about with eachothers countries, politics, races and such shit, when we should be focusing on stopping the nerds from deliberately destroying the universe?

The nerds are actually trying to "recreate the conditions of the universe a fraction of a second before Big Bang" happened. How will this NOT destroy the universe???

"Natural occurences" my ass. There are no natural phenomena that accurately mimics all the conditions of what set off the big bang.

This is actually a question of nerd faith: The nerds believe that their god, the Big Bang, is the one and only god, meaning that it can't happen again. This is mere stupidity.

Further, this huge machine is open to all kinds of human error due to construction flaws (that the constructors spotted a LOT of), continuous maintenance requirements, access to the world wide web, the general limitations of the human brain and general nerd herd arrogance.

The nerds are actually the most stupid people on this planet: They dedicate their lives to simplify everything down to theoretic equations, needing numerous trial-and-errors to understand something, but still believing that their calculations are free from practical error. This belief in science is, and will always be, a religion: The belief that what so far has been established is correct. It's just that this religion is continuously rewriting their bibles as soon as a contradiction is made. These are religious nuts trying to blow up the world. Where is George Bush when you actually need him? "Yes, CERN is hiding weapons of mass destruction! They have lots of oil to! Invade! Invade!"