Large Hadron Collider

Now I'm no expert, but first the nerds built a fucking huge machine, right? I mean FUCKing huge.
Then they hook it up to the internet with poor security, for all the hackers and terrorists to tamper with. "Here's your very own city-spanning toy that deals in processes not unsimilar to detonating an H-bomb. Enjoy."
Then among the very first things they wanted to study, is how big bang occured.
Now hold the fuck up.
How the fuck do you go about studying how big bang occured without any proof or results? What are the results? A big bang. Not a contained big bang, because there ain't such a thing as a contained creation of a universe. The only possible result that would count as a success is an actual big bang, meaning bye-bye universe.

...so why are we pissing about with eachothers countries, politics, races and such shit, when we should be focusing on stopping the nerds from deliberately destroying the universe?

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It's an artificial method of producing a lot of plasma.  Any asteroid strike will do the same, and the planet has been hit many times by such.

How does it feel to be constantly PWND by me?

P.S.  Science at the time had a good understanding of plasma and how it could propagate.  Simply put, there was some suspicion that a nuke would provide a good propagation, but any sane man could see that even a nuke was limited.  It's just the most massive energy release by Humans, ever ... but it DOESN'T mean that such a massive release would set the atmosphere aflame.

You sound like some local yokel from the 1940s, being played by some National Enquirer article.  The laymen and badly-educated are as susceptible then as now about certain forms of emotional hype.