I hate the Old El Paso advert where the guy is cooking and his wife/girlfriend/whatever is on the phone complaining about how he's an awful cook, and making smug comments about what he's making. That advert makes me want to go out and punch a woman, any woman, just on general principle.
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Anonymous2008-12-29 23:09
PC guy: Hello. I'm a IT nerd who's only interest has been computers for the last twenty years.
MAC guy: Hello. I'm a douchebag living in my parent's basement. I'm on my sixth year majoring in guitar at a community college and haven't shaved my neckbeard in a week or changed my clothes.
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Anonymous2008-12-29 23:11
"Put out the pottery! Put it here! Put it there! Put it EVERYWHERE! Put out the pottery!"
>>380
Hey Shini Laser, you faggot. Go back to your pig farming, nobody wants you here.
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SHINI LASER2009-01-02 11:01
>>380
IMPOSTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS CLEARLY NOT ME!!!!!!!! I KNOW I AM PRETTY POPULAR AROUND HERE AND ALL, BUT YOU CANT JUST PRETEND TO BE ME, ITS NOT COOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! I AM HETROSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT A IQ OF 160!!!!!!! I GOT TO MIT!!!!!!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!!!! I DONT SUCK COCKS!!!!!!! I'M A SECRET AGENT MAN!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Shini Laser when are you free to fuck?! i wanna fuck
a/s/l
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SHINI LASER2009-01-05 6:25
>>390
GROSS, DESGUSTING, I HAVE CLEARLY STATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT I DONT SUCK COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TALK TO REDFAG!!!!!!!! HE IS A FAG!!!!!!!!! HE WILL SUCK YOUR COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT A IQ OF 160!!!!!!! I GOT TO MIT!!!!!!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!!!! I DONT SUCK COCKS!!!!!!! I'M A SECRET AGENT MAN!!!!!!!!!
>>391
Ah, I see the homosexual himself is in denial. Remember kids, caps lock and shift key is cruise control for homosexuality. Very vocal homosexuals like Shini Laser use caps lock and/or hold down the shift key to flaunt their gayness, it's akin to homosexuals in the streets of New York City with rainbow-colored extravagant costumes prancing around and shouting at random strangers who don't really care.
I'V HAD IT IM OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BETTER THINGS I COULD BE DOING WITH MY SMARTS LIKE CURING CANCER, OR AIDS, OR SOMETHING LIKE TAHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT A IQ OF 160!!!!!!! I GOT TO MIT!!!!!!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!!!! I DONT SUCK COCKS!!!!!!! I'M A SECRET AGENT MAN!!!!!!!!!
I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE????!!!
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Anonymous2009-01-06 6:32
>>397
Haha, buh-bye! Don't let the homos bump you up the ass on your way out! Oh wait, actually in your case that's acceptable!