FUCK SHINI LASER

SHINI LASER IS A FUCKING DIMWITTED PIG FARMER, STICK THAT ONE UP YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!

I hate the Old El Paso advert where the guy is cooking and his wife/girlfriend/whatever is on the phone complaining about how he's an awful cook, and making smug comments about what he's making. That advert makes me want to go out and punch a woman, any woman, just on general principle.