masturbators rejoice at new Kleenex

10 years in the making, Kleenex has released the softest yet strongest tissue yet, perfect for covering the head of your cock and rubbing for pleasurable and clean masturbation.

The infused lotion provides gentle lubrication and feels very soft, yet the three-ply tissue is sturdy enough to catch a full load with the use of two or three tissues when at least four had been necessary previously.

http://money.canoe.ca/News/Sectors/Consumer/2008/09/22/6838761-ap.html

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